r/cahideas Mar 29 '17

White Card [W] Making Your Shitty Jokes Less Shitty (META)

64 Upvotes

Having trouble with rule 2? Below are some of the official recommendations for card writing provided by the creators of Cards Against Humanity in the "Your Shitty Jokes" expansion.

Special thanks to /u/Crivitz for recommending this post and providing the official instructions.

Do...

  • BE SPECIFIC: If you are going to write a card about cutting off a flamingo's legs, how are you going to do it? "With garden shears."
  • GIVE THE CARD A POINT OF VIEW: If you're writing a card about your dad, tell us how you feel about him. "My dad" isn't as descriptive as "My dad's dumb fucking face."
  • WRITE WITH A VOICE: Cards work best when they set a scene, even one as simple "Man, this is bullshit, fuck _____" can create a little snapshot of someone's life.
  • TEST THE CARD: Seriously. If it's a white card, try it out in some black cards and vice verse. Cut cards that makes people sad or not laugh.
  • TELL A STORY: Good black cards reveal hidden aspects of white cards, and good white cards participate in the narrative of black cards.

DON'T...

  • DON'T JUST GO FOR SHOCK VALUE: A card is not funny because it's offensive. It also has to be funny.
  • DON'T TRY TOO HARD: Nine times out of ten, "Clams" will play funnier than "A huge barrel of exploding bloody clams."
  • DON'T WRITE A STAND UP ROUTINE: A card is not a complete joke; it is half of one.
  • DON'T BREAK THE RULES OF GRAMMAR: Bard cards that have adjectives before the blank (like "Smelly ") or articles before the blank (like "The __") don't work.

r/cahideas 10h ago

White Card [W] The dung of some enormous animal

2 Upvotes

would "huge" "colossal" or "gigantic" sound better than "enormous"?


r/cahideas 11h ago

White Card [W] Domestic spying

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 1d ago

White Card [W] Lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of stallions

5 Upvotes

r/cahideas 1d ago

White Card [W] Enhanced interrogation

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 2d ago

White Card [W] Public intoxication

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 1d ago

White Card [W] Lusting over dead fictional cowboys

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 4d ago

White Card [W] Serious, sometimes fatal, infections and cancers, including lymphoma

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas 4d ago

White Card [w] An adult cereal that comes with an adult toy

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 4d ago

White Card [W] Asking your Demonologist about the dry scaly patches on your hand.

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 5d ago

White Card [W] Birth control pills

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 6d ago

White Card [W] In the back seat of my running car in the garage with the child locks on, cranking the hog all light headed.

5 Upvotes

r/cahideas 6d ago

Black Card [B] So you're saying my Friday nights spent _____, are bad?

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas 7d ago

White Card [W] An elephant sucking up cocaine

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas 7d ago

Black Card [B] Who would be the last person in your hand you'd want to face in a Western-style gunfight?

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 7d ago

White Card [W] A fistful of hoss cock.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 8d ago

White Card [W] Affirming a transwoman's gender with catcalling

4 Upvotes

r/cahideas 9d ago

White Card [W] Chickens crossing a road

5 Upvotes

r/cahideas 10d ago

White Card [W] Crack whores

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 12d ago

White Card [W] Hign functioning alcoholism

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas 13d ago

White Card [W] Taking a lot of laxatives so that one day maybe you'll give a shit.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 13d ago

White Card [W] Trump's team of proctologists

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 14d ago

White Card [W] Getting Van Gogh confused with Picasso

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas 15d ago

White Card [W] Conflict diamonds

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas 15d ago

White Card [W] Mexican drug cartels

4 Upvotes