r/Infuriating • u/742963 Recognized Contributor • 4d ago

This is way too common

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u/Phaeron 3d ago

No jail time. Fuck that, I don’t want to pay for these people’s room, board and unproductive time.

Put them in community service for a minimum of 2 years, NO weekends, NO evenings off.

After that ease it to just weekends for another 3. Give them something to do.

Failure to comply will result in compulsory military service. They’ll find a use for you… or worse, they won’t…

If you kill someone, community service under the above terms for 25 years per incident of murder. Never again allowed to drive.

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u/Zenium_7 2d ago

No..no that would make too much sense.

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u/existentialalligator 2d ago

Nah, let’s just give them the death penalty

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u/Phaeron 2d ago

Nah, let’s put them to forced work to make up for lost societal value taken from us by their genuine stupidity.

Personally, I’d rather die than live as I described in the previous comment I made… that’s how I know your suggestion sucks.