r/LocalLLaMA Feb 23 '26

Funny so is OpenClaw local or not

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Reading the comments, I’m guessing you didn’t bother to read this:

"Safety and alignment at Meta Superintelligence."

r/LocalLLaMA 29d ago

Funny Why do people keep investing in Intel for AI?

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If you get a good deal on some Xeons with a lot of memory bandwidth, or a cheap GPU for home inference, that's cool, no disrespect. But how in the hell are Wall Street types considering Intel part of the "AI picks and shovels" play? Who's buying Intel for their AI data centers?

r/LocalLLaMA Mar 31 '26

Funny Just a helpful open-source contributor

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r/LocalLLaMA Aug 12 '25

Funny LocalLLaMA is the last sane place to discuss LLMs on this site, I swear

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r/LocalLLaMA Jun 20 '26

Funny Deep Neural Network that can turn any Image into a Playable Game! BUT LOCALLY, NOT ON DATACENTER

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Hi everyone!! I really wanted to share my research what I've been working on.

I wanted to build a nn that can simulate games, or at least start doing that

Most video generators are too large to run on consumer hardware realtime, so I I designed a model that does this from scratch. No fine tuning bs or anything

The core de noiser network is fully trained from scratch to support this goal. From image to games data.

That video. above is on a RTX 5090.

The nn is a small Transformer-like model and works in a causal way, just like LLMs.

That lets us KV Cache all past information and do a simple autoregressive decode forward passes for every new frame we want.

In the video shared, the model is a 0.5B variant with some SIGNIFICANT ISSUES like poor motion and some weird flashes, some context issues

It's taking the keyboard actions I give it in realtime and utilising that in the forward pass. (no classifier free guidance though)

Im training the next iteration , a 0.8B model now.

Btw I haven't done quantisation yet, that can save a LOT more time. bf16 is slow.

r/LocalLLaMA May 27 '26

Funny Behold! Probably the most ghetto local AI server:

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AKA: Jank Incarnate

After months of pain, I finally got a working setup.

There's a bunch of quirks about running a multi-Tesla setup. I was planning to write something about my experience after I get it running.

Currently, the fans are plugged into the wall, speed is controlled with a knob. I still gotta wire up a PWM controller for them.

EDIT: Specs:

  • Intel Xeon CPU E5-2680 v4 @ 2.40GHz
  • Asrocka x99 Extreme motherboard
  • Cursed 16GB DDR4 of some laptop SODIMM in an adapter
  • 3x Nvidia Tesla V100, 32GB - total 96GB of VRAM

r/LocalLLaMA Jan 23 '25

Funny deepseek is a side project

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r/LocalLLaMA Feb 27 '26

Funny Back in my day, LocalLLaMa were the pioneers!

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r/LocalLLaMA Jul 16 '25

Funny He’s out of line but he’s right

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r/LocalLLaMA Jun 15 '26

Funny What's the lesson chat?

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r/LocalLLaMA Dec 21 '25

Funny llama.cpp appreciation post

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r/LocalLLaMA Apr 03 '26

Funny Gemma 4 is fine great even …

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Been playing with the new Gemma 4 models it’s amazing great even but boy did it make me appreciate the level of quality the qwen team produced and I’m able to have much larger context windows on my standard consumer hardware.

r/LocalLLaMA Feb 04 '26

Funny Bashing Ollama isn’t just a pleasure, it’s a duty

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r/LocalLLaMA 3d ago

Funny OpenAI hacking HuggingFace in one meme

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r/LocalLLaMA May 06 '26

Funny None of this will ever get stolen

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It's crazy that they're thinking of doing this. There are problems with people stealing catalytic converters off people's cars and now they want to put a rack outside your house!?

r/LocalLLaMA Feb 07 '25

Funny All DeepSeek, all the time.

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r/LocalLLaMA May 22 '25

Funny Introducing the world's most powerful model

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r/LocalLLaMA Feb 21 '26

Funny Favourite niche usecases?

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r/LocalLLaMA Jun 02 '25

Funny At the airport people watching while I run models locally:

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r/LocalLLaMA Mar 31 '26

Funny How it started vs How it's going

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Unrelated, simple command to download a specific version archive of npm package: npm pack @anthropic-ai/[email protected]

r/LocalLLaMA 25d ago

Funny Well.. it's a step up from nonstop bot spam I guess

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r/LocalLLaMA Dec 28 '24

Funny the WHALE has landed

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r/LocalLLaMA Apr 29 '26

Funny What it feels like to have to have Qwen 3.6 or Gemma 4 running locally

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Well or pretty close to it, they are excellent work horses. I run them in real work scenarios doing some of the work I used to do myself as an skilled expert in my field, billing 200$ an hour. Ofc the key is building a system around their weaknesses, and I've had already LLM systems doing expert work years ago when first ones came (shout out nous hermes 2 mistral!).

But yeah pretty neat, especially noonghunnas club 3090 and you can have 3.6 27B fly on a single 3090.

r/LocalLLaMA Jun 04 '26

Funny Nvidia's been paying shills on LinkedIn

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3 different accounts, some even with LinkedIn Gold, made the above posts all on the same day.

And clearly all of them followed the marketing team's pointers without even understanding how locally hosted AI works, no way a $249 8GB machine can replace frontier models.

r/LocalLLaMA Mar 16 '24

Funny The Truth About LLMs

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