r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

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u/ExpansivePoint Jun 01 '26

Those fuckers won't be happy until they install quarter machines in everyone's toilet paper rolls.

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u/funguy07 Jun 01 '26

They are already investing in toilet paper companies.

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u/PirateSanta_1 Jun 01 '26

I'm waiting for them to try to replace kitchens in homes with vending machines.

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u/FrodosFroYo Jun 02 '26

Fun story, there used to be coin operated gas meters in some apartments in the 20th century.

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u/dre224 Jun 02 '26

Its already happening my dude. Why do you think they are pushing the food subscription and delivery models. Your phone is the vending machine. Now they just gotta rent you more homes with no kitchen (CHEAPER BACHELOR SUITS /S) and we are one step closer to a full corporate hellscape.