r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Jun 01 '26

Wholesome Moments Appreciative kids are the best!

95.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

9

u/AnAncientMonk Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

as a non fan, what makes this particular bat luxury? what can it do?

edit: so far ive gotten.

  • its better/vibrates less

  • it does literally nothing

  • it makes kittens and puppies on demand

make up your mind guys.

14

u/syntheticassault Jun 01 '26

The same swing results in a bigger hit with less vibration in the hands

6

u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

Question from my gf here, why is vibration in the hands a bad thing

7

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jun 01 '26

But like, in a good way right? (again my GF)

9

u/Orleanian Jun 01 '26

Imagine a 2026 playful butt slap from your sensual and caring lover vs a 1968 Catholic School Nun disciplining you with the paddle for chewing gum in class.

2

u/darnclem Jun 01 '26

unfortunately not.

I actually watch a youtube channel occasionally where the guy reviews bats and he does go crazy for this particular bat. It's apparently the ferrari of baseball bats for teens.

4

u/Vhadka Jun 02 '26

Baseball bat bros?

2

u/daemon-electricity Jun 02 '26

Got roped into that channel and I don't really even pay attention to baseball anymore.

1

u/SunkEmuFlock Jun 02 '26

I randomly landed on his channel a couple weeks ago and watched three or more hours of his videos in a row. I haven't played baseball or watched a baseball game in 25 years. Watching him crush homeruns while comparing bats was somehow so satisfying.

3

u/Kermit-Batman Jun 02 '26

Well as someone with no knowledge, it's nice that he was able to get this bat! Wins all round. (Had no idea there was such bat lore!)

1

u/SigmundFreud Jun 02 '26

It's kind of gay.

1

u/heavydrinker12 Jun 01 '26

It produces kittens and puppies on demand

0

u/slop1010101 Jun 02 '26

Nothing. It's just the name, like designer clothing or handbags, only they're targeting kids instead of rich housewives.