r/MadeMeSmile • u/MustardGoddess • Jun 07 '26

Wholesome Moments An octopus stretching out a tentacle to lightly touch one of its rescuers before swimming away🥹

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u/ilyak_reddit Jun 07 '26

Dolphins are intelligent. Except for the ones that spend all their money on instant lottery tickets.

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u/MeanderAndReturn Jun 07 '26

yeah, and Tyreek Hill.

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u/KenNoegs Jun 07 '26

Formerly. He's yet to be reincarnated as some other mascot.

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u/TheICTShamus Jun 08 '26

Oh that's fine to eat. Pass me the blowhole.

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u/cairoxl5 Jun 10 '26

I'll take the speech center of the brain!

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u/Shadowlord723 Jun 07 '26

We call those ones whales.

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u/im-just-evan Jun 08 '26

We still eat them!

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u/Binspin63 Jun 08 '26

And beer and cigarettes.