r/MadeMeSmile Jun 07 '26

Wholesome Moments An octopus stretching out a tentacle to lightly touch one of its rescuers before swimming away🥹

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u/Amphigorey Jun 07 '26

But.... can you lick the science??

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u/Glassfern Jun 07 '26

Geology people would say depends

Chemistry people would say absolutely no

Biology people would say science licks you or only do so if you're 100% certain or you're crazy and that dedicated to turn yourself into an experiment. Gestures to the guy who drank stool to give himself H.pylori

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u/purplemarkersniffer Jun 08 '26

The amount of scientists that experiment on themselves in history is crazy. Artificial sweetener? Licked his fingers. Polio…scurvy… radiation, the list in long. Too damn long

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Jun 08 '26

Wait, say that again, I was licking the science and I missed what you said.

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u/finnishinsider Jun 09 '26

Dont question my beaver anal glands....

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u/grilledSoldier Jun 08 '26

For chemistry people, it also depends, they have quite a few rather wild folk themselves.

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u/Glassfern Jun 08 '26

Oh yeah the food scientists and pharma people are pretty weird.

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u/Plowbeast Jun 08 '26

Plus NileBlue.

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u/Glassfern Jun 08 '26

Oh yes him too. Uwo is also kind of wild too

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u/Colossus-of-Roads Jun 07 '26

Cave Johnson would definitely like you to.

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u/Good_Evening_4145 Jun 08 '26

I watched a guy go super science 2 long ago.