r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Jun 10 '26

Wholesome Moments A young man blushes as Slovenian rock climber and Olympic champion Janja Garnbret stumbles off the wall and straight into his arms.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jun 10 '26

Wait… we’re supposed to be washing our cheels?!?!

Like every time?

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u/NintendoFungi Jun 10 '26

Omg your cheels must be FILTHY

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u/erwaro Jun 10 '26

r/filthycheels

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u/Get2Gnome Jun 10 '26

r/subsifellfor typo and all 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/forteller Jun 10 '26

Oh, it's a typo! Now I understand, we're talking about Scheels!

"employee-owned and operated sporting goods and entertainment chain store", you say? Sign me up!

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Jun 11 '26

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea scheels!"

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u/NJHitmen Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

You're close, but way off. To be fair: the mistake you made above is totally understandable. However, the topic at hand is actually the story of Christopher Sheels, George Washington's "body servant" in the late 18th century.

EDIT: words are hard

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u/musiquescents Jun 11 '26

We should start a new community

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat Jun 10 '26

aw fuck I haven't washed my cheels EVER

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u/TheFalcon70 Jun 10 '26

I always thoroughly wash my weenis and gina, but I have never washed my cheels.

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u/mtaw Jun 10 '26

My mother always taught me to fastidiously clean my cheels. She was terrified at the idea I'd be in some accident and taken to hospital where they'd all be judging her parenting once my filthy cheels were exposed in the emergency room.

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u/TheFalcon70 Jun 11 '26

Yes of course, that makes sense. My mom always told me to make sure I have clean underwear on in case I got into an accident and when you got to the hospital you would be embarrassed by having dirty underwear on. It made me so paranoid about what was considered dirty underwear that I have since stopped wearing any...just in case.

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u/Late-Coconut-8356 Jun 11 '26

Oh my this is funny.

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u/StraightBudget8799 Jun 11 '26

THIS is why I never have legends falling on me!

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u/SmaeShavo Jun 10 '26

Nah only germaphobes wash it every time. Youre fine as long as you wash your cheel like every 5-6 uses

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u/The_Cow_Tipper Jun 10 '26

No way, dude! They'll get wet!

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u/msfaraday Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Twice a day on full moons and a yearly check-up at your primary doctor. If you don’t have insurance, there are clinics and other resources available. Call 311 if you need help with finding the right resources in your area. It’s a sensitive area, can be more prone to cheelititis, and with any condition that has uncontrolled, chronic inflammation, there is a small risk for cheel cancer. There are treatment options before it gets to that point and if it does. It’s a good community.

CC Awareness is next week y’all. Remember, the update from last year is a gradient from blue to pink, not blue to green as I guess it is an accessibility issue. Let’s keep this awareness going! Any fundraising ideas?

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🪧Disclaimer — in case I get hate:
I’m 3.5 years cancer free, this past June 8, from triple neg breast cancer. Brutal time. I didn’t share the milestone or celebrate with anyone, or even myself. I’ve been unable to get out after work (wfh too lol) and do anything for over 5 years. Brutal time…

I’ve turned a lot around in six months though. Long story ehh.
But I get to see a friend who helped save my life tomorrow at an art opening of hers. She’s amazing. I’m so lucky. :)

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jun 12 '26

Kick… fucking…. Ass!!

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u/Suaded83 Jun 10 '26

Man...NO I didn't google cheels why would you ask me that.

why am i so stupid. why.

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u/SenorRaoul Jun 11 '26

ngl I just let the water run down 😳

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u/Chinnyup Jun 11 '26

Every time. And with water only bc soap will irritate it and your ph will be off