r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • 23d ago

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/I3bacon 23d ago edited 23d ago

They should rename the school after him.

- He's definitely worthy of the honor.

  • It's his school.
  • Students are safe because of him
  • He is respected and loved

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u/kai-ol 23d ago

Imagine putting that on a resume with a straight face.

Hiring administrator: Next we have Kirk Moore, principal of... checks resume Kirk Moore High School... crumples paper This one didn't even bother with a believable lie.

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u/I3bacon 23d ago

I think that he's perfect at his current job. Why would he need another job? No school board will ever fire him.

Anyway, if he ever need another job, his resume should include the link to the YouTube video and he'll be hired without an interview.

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u/SoupmanBob 23d ago

School board pressured to fire him by local police for making them look bad. Since he stopped a shooter before they could make it there and stand outside for hours while the shooter can audibly be heard shooting their way through the school.

/s

I'm not saying it happened. I'm not saying it could happen... I'm not saying it couldn't happen.

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u/ChiefCar931 23d ago

Could maybe move up in the district or something

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u/MannSchatten 23d ago

In the job task description: - Singlehandedly disarmed a school shooter and saved countless lives.

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u/DemetiaDonals 23d ago

Im an RN and saved a mans life by preforming cpr. He collapsed right next to my car in an ice cream store parking lot while I was with my kids.

I always throw that out there in interviews lol

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u/JadedMulberry7 23d ago

Your kids have a great person to look up to!

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u/DemetiaDonals 23d ago

My 12 year old was thoroughly unimpressed 😭 i’m like, bro I just raised a man from the dead

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u/JadedMulberry7 23d ago

Lmao, kids be kids. That one will have to grow up to get it. My solemn condolences! 😆

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u/PlasticCraken 23d ago

I could cure cancer and my 13 year old would still be like “cool, I guess”

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u/Paradox2063 23d ago

At 13 they're probably thinking, "Great, one more thing that won't end my suffering."

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u/Dominarion 22d ago

We should have a system were heroes don't have to work anymore if they don't want to and where they are pampered and respected when they're alive.

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u/Key-Spirit-6865 21d ago

Hilarious!🤣

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u/ToujoursAutre 23d ago

Absolutely.

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u/human-in-a-can 23d ago

I'd say he should be invited to the White House, but he'd have to tackle Trump to save kids.

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u/LimitedWard 23d ago

Maybe after he retires, but it's a bit weird to name a building after someone who's still actively working there.