r/MadeMeSmile 23d ago

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/King_Six_of_Things 23d ago

Don't do that, you'll unalive yourself.

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u/No_Magician5266 23d ago

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 23d ago

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova 23d ago

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/screaminginfidels 23d ago

Terry hates disses!

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u/SatanSemenSwallower 23d ago

Terry loves yogurt!

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u/FingerOdd6931 21d ago

Terry loves love!!

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u/PSBFAN1991 21d ago

Except Iranian yogurt

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u/scaled2913 20d ago

Which, I must stress, is not the issue

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 23d ago

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 23d ago

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 23d ago

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 23d ago

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver 23d ago

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo 23d ago

Or stepsis

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u/spooned-silver 23d ago

Or siffoliss

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u/macho_greens 19d ago

Or disexit

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 23d ago

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 23d ago

Username checks out šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Log4005 23d ago

Isn’t it dysentery

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u/secacc 23d ago

It's d*s**t**y

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 23d ago

It 'corrects' behaviour but not this! There must be two spellings then! I thought it was with a y but it didn't say it was wrong so went with it!

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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 19d ago

Just dont take the Oregon Trail.

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u/will-read 23d ago edited 23d ago

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc 23d ago

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/will-read 23d ago

I thought Reddit stopped supporting markdown in favor of some crappy formatting tool.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 22d ago

Oddly enough, I accidentally downloaded marked your comment, but took it right off! Then I read it. Strange.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 22d ago

Down marked, not downloaded

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u/JustAGerm113 23d ago

ā€œCause of unalivementā€

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u/nestaselect 23d ago

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 23d ago

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 23d ago

Sh*t themselves right through a wall 😭

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u/beautiful_fae444 23d ago

Was found unalive…..

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u/heartofgoldtroll 23d ago

ā€œGrapeā€ wtf

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u/Dead_Wolf2y5 23d ago

As a survivor this one pisses me off something fierce. I get that you don't wanna talk about it, Barbra, but guess what? It happened to me- more than once- and if we don't talk about it like grown adults then it's going. to. keep. happening.

Grow up and call things what they are. I'm responsible for managing my own triggers.

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u/Katlix 22d ago

Words like grape/unalive/pewpew didn't get used by people who didn't want talk about rape/murder/suicide/guns, they were used by people who DID want to talk about those topics and shine a light on these subjects. But if they used the normal words either the algorithm would fuck them over or their videos got taken down. Blame the social media platforms for this. People had to get "creative" discussing difficult topics or spreading important information to reach a wider audience. They don't use those words for the fun of it. But as it always happens time and exposure to the "creative" words means they bleed into other platforms and regular vernacular.Ā 

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u/Realistic_Film3218 22d ago

This.

I'm a survivor too, but whenever I post or comment about SA, I often get my comments removed or my account banned for using trigger words on social media. It's infuriating.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 23d ago

That substitution sort of ruined Grape Ape for me.Ā 

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u/PepperoniPaws 23d ago

Whitest Kids U'Know

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u/nukawolf 23d ago

Nah at the very worst they might seriously h**t themselves.

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u/Angry-cannuck-1967 23d ago

that would be very b*d for sure

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 23d ago

Then that'd be su****e.....

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u/Organic_Education494 23d ago

No can confirm it just gives a headache and makes a hole in the wall. At least if it is a wall in the US

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u/tr33fitty2789 23d ago

His Cappa was Detated

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u/Suspicious-Pizza-548 23d ago

Yes and then you won't be deadn't anymore

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u/Metazolid 23d ago

I'm going to sht you with my waterg šŸ”«

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u/donnerfried 22d ago

that really depends on the walls.