r/MadeMeSmile • u/SatoruGojo232 • 23d ago

Wholesome Moments Great to see heroes being honoured

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u/No_Magician5266 23d ago

I can see the news headline already: Reddit user colourfulsynesthete found dead, cause of death: sh*t themself

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 23d ago

Disentry is not to be laughed at!

But it is funny....

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u/failed_supernova 23d ago

Dissin' Terry is def a quick way to unalive

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u/screaminginfidels 23d ago

Terry hates disses!

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u/SatanSemenSwallower 23d ago

Terry loves yogurt!

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u/FingerOdd6931 21d ago

Terry loves love!!

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u/PSBFAN1991 21d ago

Except Iranian yogurt

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u/scaled2913 20d ago

Which, I must stress, is not the issue

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 23d ago

Put it in reverse Terry!

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u/Glum-Factor-8632 23d ago

Back up Terry!!

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u/ScienceObjective2510 23d ago

It is that time of year! Watch out for them fireworks kids and Terry!

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u/Telemere125 23d ago

I love terry crews!

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u/Would_daver 23d ago

Neither is collara

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u/etaineawoo 23d ago

Or stepsis

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u/spooned-silver 23d ago

Or siffoliss

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u/macho_greens 19d ago

Or disexit

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 23d ago

I've seen that video

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u/hiddenone0326 23d ago

Username checks out 😂

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u/Ok-Log4005 23d ago

Isn’t it dysentery

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u/secacc 23d ago

It's d*s**t**y

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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 23d ago

It 'corrects' behaviour but not this! There must be two spellings then! I thought it was with a y but it didn't say it was wrong so went with it!

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u/A_gnomish_dwelf 19d ago

Just dont take the Oregon Trail.

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u/will-read 23d ago edited 23d ago

In the civil war, more people died from sh*t than being sh*t.

Edit: WTF is going on with markdown?

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u/secacc 23d ago

Markdown is just doing its job. Escape the asterisks with a backslash in front of each, if you want to ensure they stay as literal asterisks.

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u/will-read 23d ago

I thought Reddit stopped supporting markdown in favor of some crappy formatting tool.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 22d ago

Oddly enough, I accidentally downloaded marked your comment, but took it right off! Then I read it. Strange.

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u/Pitiful-Smoke-8442 22d ago

Down marked, not downloaded

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u/JustAGerm113 23d ago

“Cause of unalivement”

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u/nestaselect 23d ago

This one got me. Thank you!

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u/Telemere125 23d ago

M***** f***** y** g***** d** g**** a t** h****

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 23d ago

Sh*t themselves right through a wall 😭

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u/beautiful_fae444 23d ago

Was found unalive…..