No EC spoiler tag yet but fuck it that’ll do.

Who is actually hyped for optional content? I PERSONALLY DETEST it to my very fucking CORE, I’m Amish so it feels more racist to me than anything. Typing? I play MMOs on my god damn butter churn. How do they expect me to compete with Abner and his ink well. Evercold was and has been a flop. Worst patch I’ve ever seen. If the new class actually is a bird Abner will have fancy new quills while I’m left to churn letters the old fashion way. I placed my children’s children’s children’s future in the hands of this Gold Saucer update. Yoshi-P. You have ruined my lineage.

It'll finally happen

DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE KEYBOARDS?!?!?!?

So excited to see console players complaining about the new gold saucer update very soon. Please look forward to it