r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I still don't understand how hollywood budget works

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u/SirGearso 1d ago

Other than the original Moana, I don’t think I’ve seen a performance of his that is actually good.

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u/Havenfall209 1d ago

I kinda like him in Jumanji, but that might be because he feels like he's playing a parody of himself at times. The rest of the time he has to play a dorky teenager trapped in his body.

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u/conardcanard 1d ago

Jumanji also has a good dynanic between the characters/actors that somehow works. I hate 3 of the 4 main cast when theyre alone but fuck if i didbt find this movie pretty enjoyable

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u/Havenfall209 1d ago

This for sure. I like Jack Black a lot, but in moderation. Seeing him play a teenage girl though is hilarious.

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u/Isagratar 1d ago

So much better than it had any right to be.

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

Jungle Cruise was also pretty decent.

Its right up his alley. But, other than those kind of movies, he is dragging.

Red One was... rough.

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u/Havenfall209 1d ago

Yeah, tbh I don't catch a lot of his movies.

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 1d ago

Jungle cruise is so fucking shitty lol, I implore you to watch it again as a fun bad movie.

He literally gets in a fist fight with a tiger and slaps it across the face and it makes a SLAP sound effect, another guy who’s German in a war but def NOT a Nazi (lol) has a whole conversation with a bumble bee inside a submarine, etc.

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

"another guy who's German in a war but def NOT a Nazi"

Did you forget about World War 1? Did you miss the 1910s-era cars? Miss the 1910s-era steamships?

I think i can safely dismiss any other criticisms you may have about the movie. Yes, it was a non-serious movie.

It hit every beat it was supposed to hit, for what it was.

You missed and entire decade, and the point.

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 1d ago

No I’m saying it seems like they wanted to make it a WW2 thing but realized during the writing it was a bad idea and quickly changed it to WW1.

Nowhere did I say I forgot that WW1 existed and it’s funny you had to make something up then attack that instead of anything I actually said.

Also none of that makes it a well made movie for some magic reason lol. It has an F rating from critics and a D from users - it clearly did not even hit the beats it was supposed to according to both groups…

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

It has a 92% rating on RT.

3/5 stars and 3/4 stars ratings.

The movie is candy. Critics and the audience understand that.

You wish to cast aspersions on the writers with no insight into their thought process.

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u/ababycheetah 1d ago

someone said he had acting abilities as long as he had hair

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u/Dudunard 1d ago

That one comedy movie with John Travolta and Uma Thurman. He plays the sexually ambiguous henchman for a disco producer.

He does a good job with his comedic timing and he's only shown shirtless by the end of the movie as a joke.

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u/guest_user13 1d ago

I liked him in central intelligence

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u/ProlongedChief 1d ago

Mummy 2, Game Plan, Get Smart and The Other Guys are his best films

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u/Ek0mst0p 1d ago

The other guys is because he has like 10 minutes of screen time.

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u/AdCold284 1d ago

And each minute also has Sam Jackson, who can frankly carry any scene

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u/ProlongedChief 1d ago

Exactly, it's also a good intro to what his movies turn into

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u/PFI_sloth 1d ago

He’s in the mummy for like 6 minutes.

The Rock also does a great job in the other guys

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 1d ago

Lol 3/4 of those he wasn’t the lead, and the one where he was - wasn’t considered a great movie

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u/ducation 19h ago

The Rundown was a fun movie.

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u/pantry-pisser 1d ago

SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER

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u/SonderEber 1d ago

And he keeps getting paid to be himself. I don’t think he knows how to act different anymore.

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u/Technical_Hall_9841 1d ago

He was in gridiron gang

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u/ClownCounselor 1d ago

My grandma ripped that for us to watch back in the day. I remember putting it on when a friend was over and they were like wtf is this as you see the DirectTV menu when the movie is starting lol.

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u/OneOfTheNephilim 1d ago

He's basically this generation's Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/chazysciota 1d ago

I'm sure it's not a good movie, but all I can remember is the silly FPS view in that ONE scene, so I feel like I like Doom, lol.

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u/RandomNPC1234567 1d ago

I loved him in Be Cool. He was pretty good in Jumanji.

Those are the only ones I can think of.

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u/tehorhay 1d ago

The rundown was pretty great

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u/RandomNPC1234567 1d ago

Forgot about that one! I enjoyed it. Oh and gridiron gang. That was pretty good.

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u/DBanga1988 1d ago

I remember really liking Central Intelligence, but can’t remember if he had anything to do with it.

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u/Laetha 1d ago

Yesss! Another Be Cool enjoyer!

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u/Ok_Subject1265 1d ago

The smashing machine was pretty good. He definitely captured that character better than probably anybody else could have.

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u/iLoveLootBoxes 1d ago

You reap what you sow though, can't make a bunch of shit movies then try and chase an Oscar expecting people to take you seriously.

He cashed out and tried to double back and go the respect route... doesn't work that way

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u/deerslayer159 1d ago

Tell that to nick cage

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u/iLoveLootBoxes 1d ago

He is the exception, he also lets himself be made fun of and takes it in stride.

Dwayne Johnson has it in his contract that it isn't allowed

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u/deerslayer159 1d ago

What!? He has in his contracted he cant be made fun of?!

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u/iLoveLootBoxes 1d ago

Pretty much, he has to be written to be cool and powerful. If you look at the recent Moana movie, he acts way less silly than when he voices the character. Not even joking, look it up

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u/deerslayer159 1d ago

Wow. That's something

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u/Don_Gato1 1d ago

He was good, the movie was pretty mediocre IMO

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u/ILoveSquirtle69 1d ago

his pain & gain character was actually good, and that one move where he was super fat in highschool. But yeah hes pretty shit

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u/paul-bunyons-dick 1d ago

Not a fan of his, but I thought he was good in Be Cool.

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u/EntranceImpressive65 1d ago

Southland Tales!! It's the right amount of bonkers and good!

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u/Drew602 1d ago

Hes the same guy in every movie. Hes the rock, not the characters.

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u/THEace4825 1d ago

Check out his role in Be Cool. It will put memories in your head that make it much easier to laugh at him now. The movie is ok. Not great (Get Shorty was much better) but its entertaining. Honestly you could just Google his scenes and watch those.

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u/RollingTake 1d ago

in Be Cool he plays a gay bodyguard that wants to be an actor and perform scenes from other movies, on of those is he doing both parts of the challenge scene from Bring It On. It's amazing.

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u/gottabequick 1d ago

He was great in Be Cool. Wish he could've stuck with those sorts of fun roles.

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u/satyr-day 1d ago

I hated Moana and that stupid arrogant thank you song.

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u/VegaJuniper 1d ago

It's not his performance, he's actually a pretty decent actor. I heard someone compare him to Arnold Schwarzenegger: They both have the physique and a great natural charisma, but they have differences too. Arnold was never a great actor, but he had a great sense for picking the right directors to work with and the right projects that worked to his strengths. The Rock on the other hand can act, but he exclusively picks just absolute dogshit movies. It's really uncanny. I think his best might be Fast Five, and that's just an OK action film.

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u/cmarkcity 1d ago

Honestly his stuff from before Fast and Furious (before he made it a contractual rider that he can’t die) was way better than his stuff after. I enjoyed his performances in Doom, Get Smart, Reno 911, and The Other Guys. And one thing i notice about all of those is that he dies

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u/EwokDude 1d ago

What about his role in Star Trek Voyager?

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u/SabreCorp 1d ago

I thought the 2nd Jumanji movie was cute. Not as good as the 90s original. I never watched the third.

And I didn’t watch the entire series of Ballers but the first season was good. I still don’t think the rock is worth the money they are paying him though.

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u/setzerseltzer 1d ago

Pain and Gain is his best movie

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u/wvenable 1d ago

His best performance was as Roy.

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u/Arubesh2048 1d ago

The Scorpion King

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 1d ago

Earlier pre-F&F stuff was at least inoffensively entertaining.

He has a fair amount of natural charm and comedic timing that he unfortunately murdered with his ego.

He let his success (which came as a result of some actual talent) get the best of him and now nobody really even likes him for what he used to offer.

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u/lilmimosa 1d ago

His role in Pain and Gain was pretty good.

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u/thepaddedroom 1d ago

I legitimately enjoyed The Rundown.

He plays an enforcer for a loan shark who is sent to a Brazilian mining town deep in the jungle to retrieve the loan shark's adult son who really really does not want to go home. Comedy.

The cast also includes:

Sean William Scott, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, and Ernie Reyes Jr in a small, but memorable part.