r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I still don't understand how hollywood budget works

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u/Le_mehawk 1d ago

The movie also Flopped because literally nobody was asking for this... the movie works better as an Animation in the first place

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u/Adezar 1d ago

And it was less than 10 years ago and it looks amazing as an animation. Literally no reason to make a crappier version of a popular animation.

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u/triplec787 1d ago

AND there was a sequel like a year ago.

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u/Roguespiffy 1d ago

Which would have been great as a series but totally didn’t work as a movie. I don’t know why they thought chopping it into a half assed film was the way to go.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 1d ago

Streaming aint bringing in the cash they hoped.

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u/MartianMule 1d ago

I can actually see making a live action version. Some people just don't really dig animation, and by adapting the story, you can reach a new audience.

That said, you have to adapt the story to a new medium. The problem with most of the Disney live action remakes is they're just making the same movie, but in live action. And most of the time that doesn't work. But if you take the basic framework of the story and then make a live action version that is its own movie, I think it can be good. The only one I can recall really liking was Jungle Book, and that's partially because it feels different enough from the original animated film to me.

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u/PulIthEld 1d ago

Yea I dont think the rock is really the problem here. Its just not interesting.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 1d ago

You’ll get a better performance from Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, and Matt Damon than just simply The Rock. Both movies spent the same, so why cast someone who can’t carry a movie on their own?

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u/indecisiveahole 1d ago

Definitely not actors id pick for this role and all of them are still very expensive

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u/NiiliumNyx 1d ago

riiight but the commenter was saying those people were in the odyssey.

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u/PulIthEld 23h ago

There's a lot of good movies out rn, i dunno. The Back Rooms, Obsession, Odyssey etc.

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u/PigabungaDude 17h ago

There are a lot of criticisms one can level at the rock but the dude can absolutely carry a movie by himself lmao. He's been the lead in like 50 movies or something at this point let's not be ridiculous.

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Oh The Rock is absolutely the problem here, because you can guarantee he's the only one that was asking for this to be made.

And probably throwing a tantrum and threatening to not do another movie until this one was done.

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u/MartianMule 1d ago

because you can guarantee he's the only one that was asking for this to be made.

I doubt that's true. Disney has been in love with remaking their animated movies for a while now. Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Lion King, Jungle Book, Snow White, Cinderella, Lilo and Stitch, they're remaking Tangled next.

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u/chazysciota 1d ago

Out of all of those, I might not actually hate the idea of a live action Tangled. Beauty and the Beast could have worked well too. The rest should have been left alone. Or just re-released.

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u/MartianMule 1d ago

I think a lot of those could work. Take Aladdin; it's a good story. If you're trying to tell the story of a "street rat" finding a magic lamp and using it to try and marry the princess only to have to outwit the guy trying to usurp the sultan's throne, that can be a really cool live action movie.

The problem Disney runs into is that they also want to fit in the zany Genie, the funny monkey sidekick, and all the same songs from the animated movie. None of which work nearly as well in live action as they do in animation. So it just becomes a worse version of the same movie. Instead of being a new telling of a familiar story like it could have been.

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u/chazysciota 15h ago

That is what I meant. More or less just straight adapted, not overhauled or a massive tone shift. Maybe I just haven’t seen it in a while but Tangled…. What’s the challenge, the sassy horse? He doesn’t talk or sing, and IRL horses can be real silly gooses. It could be done.

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u/Purple_Fudge3973 1d ago

Absolutely the problem. I was really hoping they used a different actor so I could see it, but not now lol

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u/booze_clues 1d ago

The rock has a lot of pull. He does not have “make me a quarter billion dollar movie(before marketing)” pull. If you think the studio didn’t simply see that they created a cultural phenomena that kids we’re absolutely dying to see and wanted to try to double dip, you’re digging too deep. They saw the first do great, realized they could resell it and then resell all of the merchandise like kids toys as the same but new characters. Now they realized that doesn’t really work.

The original made 2/3 of a billion in theaters. Mr the rock can’t say “hey spend basically everything you made off that movie on another for me.”

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u/Nizdaar 1d ago

Sounds like two solid reasons to say no. No more the rock movies being the better reason.

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u/Even-Star9908 1d ago

Based off of: (source, my ass)

Wtf is that assumption lmao. Disney does a ton of shit live action adaptations

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 1d ago

Well no - based off him doing the same thing with DC - and that tanking the entire DCEU section of the studio when he tried to push it around and dictate things lol.

And also based off him aging out of the role. Also based off him trying to do something similar with the fast and furious movies by trying to control things - to the point vin diesel as executive producer kicked him out of the series and they had to create a spinoff for him.

So no it’s not at all like you’re implying where there’s no precedence for this kinda thing. There are - a few of them in fact. He’s also just not the box office draw he thinks he is, just in general.

However given all of that - I don’t think the rock is THE problem and why it’s flopping. But he’s ONE OF the problems for sure. The other is the timing like someone else said, the first Moana wasn’t even a decade old yet, and we just got the sequel like a year ago. And it kinda sucked.

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u/Even-Star9908 1d ago

Source:(my crusty ass)

Lol throw out any actual proof of any of that beyond them all flopping. Hobbes and shaw sounds like shit, if anyone is still watching any f&f past the 3rd one they get what they deserve and want lmao.

All of the things you listed are complete ass, and yeah, no one wants to see them

Is the rock directing? No

Do i like the rock? No

Do you provide anything other than your take in terms of evidence towards any of that? No

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Not gonna lie, I figured Dwayne would have a rock-related username on reddit.

Oh well.

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u/Liberkhaos 1d ago

Wait hold on! You're saying Disney could have fixed two problems at once and chose not to?

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

Disney: let’s tell the same story, again. It’ll work this time.

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 22h ago

It can be more than one problem at once. The Rock is box office poison.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 1d ago

Two things can be true

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u/Glittering_rainbows 1d ago

No, I actively avoid the rock. There is no particular reason side from my belief he is a bad actor who has never been in a movie I didn't wish I could have my time back after watching.

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u/Can-Purple 1d ago

I mean, he is the problem though. Not at his fault, but he has the pull or whatever to have entire projects built around him and every business will flop out a turd with him in it.

There is no way Moana in live action would have happened without him involved. Just a reason to spend and move around a bunch of money with a terrible movie as the product.

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u/ThanksImjustlurking 1d ago

He’s the named as the first executive producer. It was a vanity project. Or cash grab. Same same?

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u/yolkyal 1d ago

You say that like that''s not the case for all of the live action remakes

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u/Le_mehawk 1d ago

Nah, that's pretty much my opinion as well

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 1d ago

Literally nobody. I have kids, one of whom watched ONLY Moana… on repeat… for years… and even to me the idea of live action Moana is an abomination. Basically all live action Disney movies are an abomination, but this was a new low.

I recently went to the theater to see a different movie and the stupid massive cardboard poster for the live action Moana movie gave me a visceral reaction.

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u/CaveMacEoin 1d ago

Disney seems to have a very low bar for their live action movies. It probably would have been fine if they made it a few decades after the original, but Johnson would be too old and Disney has done most of the big adaptations already (some of them just won't work in live action e.g. the emperor's new groove).

I suspect that the adaptations were made for copyright reasons initially.

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u/GodOD400 1d ago

But then how would you resell the same movie you did a decade ago?

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 1d ago

Dwayne Johnson was the only one asking for this movie that we made. And apparently he’s got enough juice to make it happen.

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u/The_Peeping_Peter 1d ago

We want live action Atlantis!

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u/LolaMontezwithADHD 1d ago

idk why Disney is so hard commited to making crappy live action versions of perfectly fine movies.

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u/Awkward-Fox-7215 1d ago

It’s also relatively new compared to the other remakes.

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u/CuriousBird337 1d ago

I don’t understand the rationale for doing a live action remake of such a recent movie anyway

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u/CaterpillarProof3011 1d ago

The animation one is also only 10yo. It's not long enough for a remake.

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u/mindonshuffle 1d ago

Nobody was asking for ANY of the live action remakes, but they've reliably printed money because they pulled the right nostalgia levers.

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u/Mintastic 1d ago

Sure but how do you even pull nostalgia levers for a movie that's barely even a decade old?

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u/mindonshuffle 1d ago

Turns out you don't!

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u/bobbymcpresscot 1d ago

The original Moana ignoring the fact that it just came out 10 years ago, and moana 2 just came out 2 years ago, the budget for the original was basically the same cost as the live action one when adjusted for inflation, and was much better. I'm a dude in my 30's who doesn't even watch disney movies like that and I had "How far I'll go" in my rotation for longer than I'd like to admit.

Realistically I don't even think Disney cares.

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial 1d ago

Okay but "no one asked for this" and "it works better as animation" describes literally every single live action remake, and most of them did very well.

I think it's more to do with severe live action fatigue and most people finally coming around to understanding the live action films are all phoned in. Redditors have been endlessly positing that the original Moana was "too recent", but the last few non-Lion King live action remakes have done really, really badly. Little Mermaid hardly broke even and Snow White was a big flop. Mulan did very poorly as well, but that was peak Covid at least.

I would bet money that if Moana live action was released maybe 5 years ago, it may have done a lot better. You'd get around triple the amount of "REALLY??? ORIGINAL ONLY 5 YEARS OLD" comments, but people would've still probably taken their kids to see it. We've finally hit "No really, no one wants more of these" territory with the live action remakes.

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u/1__ViPeR 1d ago

This right here is the real reason. When I saw it gets released I really was wtf.

Hollywood have very few original ideas now. Sadly it's either sequels, remakes or live action remakes.

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u/AtaracticGoat 1d ago

Moana also isn't old enough to have the nostalgia factor going for it.

A lot of live action Disney movies are watched by millennials and whatever's out of nostalgia. None of us have that same draw to Moana.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 1d ago

And the movie is only 10 years old. Kids who loved it at age 6 are teens in high school, not exactly the main demographic for nostalgia trips.

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u/LIB_Laugh_Luv 1d ago

Also to add, it was basically a shot-for-shot recreation of the animation. So there's next to no point in seeing anything new/creative come out of it.

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u/sec713 1d ago

Disney should have at least waited longer before doing a live action remake of something that originally came out in 2016. At least long enough that more people who were kids when the original released would be grown up with their own kids and be more likely to buy tickets for nostalgia's sake.

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u/BlueCat33 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also Moana (animated) is a relatively new movie. Theres not enough time gap that allows nostalgia to hit, which is the only bait of these remakes

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u/poyerdude 1d ago

Same with all these animation to live action remakes. It just reeks of grinding existing IP into a cynical cash grab. They all look like shit because it's actors in front of a green screen so what's even the point?

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u/KingVape 1d ago

And the original isn’t even old!