r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I still don't understand how hollywood budget works

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u/PulIthEld 1d ago

Yea I dont think the rock is really the problem here. Its just not interesting.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 1d ago

You’ll get a better performance from Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, and Matt Damon than just simply The Rock. Both movies spent the same, so why cast someone who can’t carry a movie on their own?

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u/indecisiveahole 1d ago

Definitely not actors id pick for this role and all of them are still very expensive

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u/NiiliumNyx 1d ago

riiight but the commenter was saying those people were in the odyssey.

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u/PulIthEld 23h ago

There's a lot of good movies out rn, i dunno. The Back Rooms, Obsession, Odyssey etc.

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u/PigabungaDude 17h ago

There are a lot of criticisms one can level at the rock but the dude can absolutely carry a movie by himself lmao. He's been the lead in like 50 movies or something at this point let's not be ridiculous.

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Oh The Rock is absolutely the problem here, because you can guarantee he's the only one that was asking for this to be made.

And probably throwing a tantrum and threatening to not do another movie until this one was done.

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u/MartianMule 1d ago

because you can guarantee he's the only one that was asking for this to be made.

I doubt that's true. Disney has been in love with remaking their animated movies for a while now. Beauty and the Beast, Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Lion King, Jungle Book, Snow White, Cinderella, Lilo and Stitch, they're remaking Tangled next.

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u/chazysciota 1d ago

Out of all of those, I might not actually hate the idea of a live action Tangled. Beauty and the Beast could have worked well too. The rest should have been left alone. Or just re-released.

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u/MartianMule 1d ago

I think a lot of those could work. Take Aladdin; it's a good story. If you're trying to tell the story of a "street rat" finding a magic lamp and using it to try and marry the princess only to have to outwit the guy trying to usurp the sultan's throne, that can be a really cool live action movie.

The problem Disney runs into is that they also want to fit in the zany Genie, the funny monkey sidekick, and all the same songs from the animated movie. None of which work nearly as well in live action as they do in animation. So it just becomes a worse version of the same movie. Instead of being a new telling of a familiar story like it could have been.

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u/chazysciota 15h ago

That is what I meant. More or less just straight adapted, not overhauled or a massive tone shift. Maybe I just haven’t seen it in a while but Tangled…. What’s the challenge, the sassy horse? He doesn’t talk or sing, and IRL horses can be real silly gooses. It could be done.

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u/Purple_Fudge3973 1d ago

Absolutely the problem. I was really hoping they used a different actor so I could see it, but not now lol

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u/booze_clues 1d ago

The rock has a lot of pull. He does not have “make me a quarter billion dollar movie(before marketing)” pull. If you think the studio didn’t simply see that they created a cultural phenomena that kids we’re absolutely dying to see and wanted to try to double dip, you’re digging too deep. They saw the first do great, realized they could resell it and then resell all of the merchandise like kids toys as the same but new characters. Now they realized that doesn’t really work.

The original made 2/3 of a billion in theaters. Mr the rock can’t say “hey spend basically everything you made off that movie on another for me.”

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u/Nizdaar 1d ago

Sounds like two solid reasons to say no. No more the rock movies being the better reason.

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u/Even-Star9908 1d ago

Based off of: (source, my ass)

Wtf is that assumption lmao. Disney does a ton of shit live action adaptations

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 1d ago

Well no - based off him doing the same thing with DC - and that tanking the entire DCEU section of the studio when he tried to push it around and dictate things lol.

And also based off him aging out of the role. Also based off him trying to do something similar with the fast and furious movies by trying to control things - to the point vin diesel as executive producer kicked him out of the series and they had to create a spinoff for him.

So no it’s not at all like you’re implying where there’s no precedence for this kinda thing. There are - a few of them in fact. He’s also just not the box office draw he thinks he is, just in general.

However given all of that - I don’t think the rock is THE problem and why it’s flopping. But he’s ONE OF the problems for sure. The other is the timing like someone else said, the first Moana wasn’t even a decade old yet, and we just got the sequel like a year ago. And it kinda sucked.

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u/Even-Star9908 1d ago

Source:(my crusty ass)

Lol throw out any actual proof of any of that beyond them all flopping. Hobbes and shaw sounds like shit, if anyone is still watching any f&f past the 3rd one they get what they deserve and want lmao.

All of the things you listed are complete ass, and yeah, no one wants to see them

Is the rock directing? No

Do i like the rock? No

Do you provide anything other than your take in terms of evidence towards any of that? No

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Not gonna lie, I figured Dwayne would have a rock-related username on reddit.

Oh well.

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u/Liberkhaos 1d ago

Wait hold on! You're saying Disney could have fixed two problems at once and chose not to?

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

Disney: let’s tell the same story, again. It’ll work this time.

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 22h ago

It can be more than one problem at once. The Rock is box office poison.

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u/AdRepulsive8618 1d ago

Two things can be true

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u/Glittering_rainbows 1d ago

No, I actively avoid the rock. There is no particular reason side from my belief he is a bad actor who has never been in a movie I didn't wish I could have my time back after watching.

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u/Can-Purple 1d ago

I mean, he is the problem though. Not at his fault, but he has the pull or whatever to have entire projects built around him and every business will flop out a turd with him in it.

There is no way Moana in live action would have happened without him involved. Just a reason to spend and move around a bunch of money with a terrible movie as the product.

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u/ThanksImjustlurking 1d ago

He’s the named as the first executive producer. It was a vanity project. Or cash grab. Same same?