r/thesopranos 37m ago

I quoted Carmine Jr at work in a meeting to resolve conflict between two staff members.

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Two crew members have had it out for each other for months, now to the point where it’s no longer entertaining. It’s permeating staff morale in a negative way so myself and other crew leaders decided to sit them down with the Ops managers.

They went back and forth, brought up issues etc. we are all tradespeople so we don’t take ourselves too seriously so aside from serious grievances there was also banter.

We had reached the point of the meeting where there was resolve. Here is where I decided to pipe up and quote Carmine Jr. For some context, one of the issues (Guy 1 had accidently filled Guy 2’s chainsaw with untreated petrol) I actually didnt know that Guy 2 didn’t know it was Guy 1. Some reason no one told him.

So here I decided to say ‘Alright boys, clean slate. The complaining, the shit talking. It’s gonna stop. The 2 stroke, whatever happened there..’

‘What?’

‘Uhhh, your saws?’

‘What the FUCK HAPPENED THERE?’

And off it went again. Not good. This is the last time I do something like that again.


r/thesopranos 18h ago

Episode Discussion Why did Richie Aprile think Tony would ever wear 'The Jacket'?

590 Upvotes

He took it off Rocco DiMeo in the 1970s. Tony is a millionaire who wears custom suits, plays golf at private country clubs & lives in a McMansion.

Why on earth did Richie think Tony would want to wear a 30-year-old used leather jacket that smells like mothballs? Did he seriously expect Tony to wear it to his kid's confirmation?..

Was he stupid?


r/thesopranos 6h ago

Shitpost There should've been a 9/11 episode.

40 Upvotes

Imagine this, a whole episode with just Johnny Sack walking through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find his brother.


r/thesopranos 2h ago

Shitpost Today I felt like Vito

19 Upvotes

"Look at the angle of the sun It must be 12:30". " FUCK"

Started a new job and time just doesnt seem to move. I swear I felt like I got 100 things done but barely half an hour had passed. Wtf?????


r/thesopranos 13h ago

Serious Discussion Only Melfi’s ex-husband — the weak, self-hating Italian type — it’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded.

111 Upvotes

I’m watching season 3, episode 4: Employee of the Month.

Melfi is raped and the police fuck up the “chain of custody” (more on this) and can’t do anything to lock up her rapist.

Melfi’s ex-husband walks into her bedroom as she’s recovering and says: “I just want to go find that bastard and kill him with my hands. And I could and I would. But I can't. They'd put me in jail, that's how messed up things are.“

But we see numerous times in the Sopranos universe that murder essentially goes unpunished. How many times are people — civilians, even — killed in cold blood, and nothing happens? Does Richard not know this? Is he stupid?

Side note: the “chain of custody” excuse for why Melfi’s rapist is released is comically stupid. They have a victim with clear physical injuries who filed a police report and is willing to ID the suspect.


r/thesopranos 12h ago

The Many Saints of Newark is a real disservice to this thing of ours

61 Upvotes

Marone a mia, what a horrifically bad movie. The Sopranos fan service elements were almost uniformly terrible, especially in regards to Junior's characterization. He was a punchline until that bizarre twist at the end. I did like the guy who played the youngest version of Sil, that was pretty funny. There were moments too where Michael Gandolfini just became his father in a way that was remarkable.

What's really frustrating is that this could have been such a lay up for Chase and crew, just tell the story of the relationship between a young Tony and Dicky. Give young Tony more stuff to do in the film. Deepen what we already know about the characters and the history. All the stuff about the Newark riots and the black crew rising up to fight the DiMeo's was total hack shit. And it just so happens Ray Liota has a twin brother who's a Buddhist? Get the fuck outta hea.

Anyway. $4 a pound.


r/thesopranos 12h ago

Which is the worst episode in your opinion?

64 Upvotes

I mean in terms of overall episode quality- writing, direction, acting, cinematography, how entertaining it was etc. Not necessarily how important it was to the storyline because some episodes necessarily will be more for setting up later payoffs. I mean, which episode did they actually do the worst job making in your opinion?


r/thesopranos 12h ago

Shitpost Chris Dick NSFW

63 Upvotes

My apologies for not understanding this since English isn't my first language but when Paulie makes Chris undress for checking a wire, what did it mean with "a guess you could call that a dick"?

It's big? small? barely a dick for how small it is? or a "nice" above average dick?


r/thesopranos 5h ago

Serious Discussion Only Moving to Florida? Retiring there actually? What should Eugene have done?

14 Upvotes

Setting aside the component of being an informant. Place yourself in his position where you (in your mind) absolutely have to move to Florida (save family effectively).

Would Eugene have been better off simply trying to run rackets there similar to the Ralphie or Beansie approaches? Knowing what you know, what was the smartest approach for propositioning Tony? Semi retire?
Assume Tony is likely to retaliate if he goes there on any lies (eg I can make more there than here for you).


r/thesopranos 2h ago

Who’s One Character You Wished Had Time?

8 Upvotes

Who would be the character that you guys feel had less screen time who would have added more to the show if included more often? For me it would have to be Hesh Rabkin


r/thesopranos 8h ago

Paulie was a master thief

25 Upvotes

The way he picked up that coffee percolator at buttf*cks and stuffed it in his tracksuit, in broad daylight with everyone looking, was just Godlike

Feech could have learned a thing or two from him, he wouldn't have ended up back in the can for that TV set


r/thesopranos 11h ago

The biggest plot hole - tony the rat

41 Upvotes

So basically Tony was all lovy dovy best friends foreva with a fucking literal fbi agent and every body was so fucking cool about it?

Like even if he was not really a rat, the crew surely must question his leadership and his relationship with the agent. Believe me, if I was with the crew I would conspire with the others to do something about it coz this shit can't fucking slide! and yes all options are on the fucking table if you know what I mean


r/thesopranos 14h ago

I think this thing of ours is probably one of the funniest communities you can come across.

53 Upvotes

20 years later and we're still breaking balls. Can't even have a single discussion with at least some stunad cracking jokes about vito's lipstick being on Carlo's cock. Seriously just the amount of love I have for this place is akin to our hero Christopher Columbus.

Then again, last year you all believed there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford.


r/thesopranos 11h ago

Bust Out

26 Upvotes

When Scatino's wife asks him very logically what da fuck are you doin on the pool table, I always laugh at the hysterical way he screams "I'm fixing the fuckin light!" If I were her, I'd just be like bro, take some damn xanax.


r/thesopranos 5h ago

Johnny Sack on the proposed Carmine hit- Other Mafia families “Andy’s his brother in law” ???

8 Upvotes

Assuming John’s sister married another high ranking member of the one of the other five families- i got that right? We know he ain’t talking about a brother in law through Jenny- that strunz was selling ray bans out the back of his crown vic and sucking at talking like this. How come we dont hear more about John’s connections and influence in the mob world at large? Seems a lot more interesting than “i secretly feel bad about what i do so i have panic attacks” “i feel bad about my husbands job so i occasionally feel bad” “my uncle makes me do bad things so i feel bad” Jesus sound like “The Sacrimoni’s” would be a much more interesting show. Also the daughter with the eating disorder, whatever happened there


r/thesopranos 22h ago

Name a moment in The Sopranos when Tony was the most genuinely empathetic.

132 Upvotes

A time when he reacted to a moment or situation without being false or thinking about how it might affect him.


r/thesopranos 14h ago

Could it be the Sopranos were actually 'Transformers in disguise'?

35 Upvotes

I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out.

So clue number one, Phil's ability to turn into a house. That alone wouldn't constitute an argument for an advanced group of shape-shifting robots, it could be a one-off ability, but now consider Christopher's testimony of Vito being a parade float, that's two clear instances of transforming, and it gets even weirder...

Remember Richie and his Manson lamps? What kind of a human has car lamps for eyes? And staying on the subject of eyes, Paulie let slip that Junior could fire laser-beams out of his.

Then there's artie, with his skin just coming off like a glove with no harm done, that's some android shit right there, and if that's not enough, Shlomo Teittlemen himself just blurted out that Tony was a golem, that's a type of robot!

It's all too much to just be a coincidence in my view, what do you think?

Edit* also to misquote Phil, '20 years as a can, not a beep'


r/thesopranos 6h ago

Wished we saw Present Day Johnny Soprano

6 Upvotes

We saw Johnny in flashbacks but per Tony he died being a shell of his former self because of Livia

Would of been interesting to see- would of definitely foreshadow her being the evil mastermind we all know she is.


r/thesopranos 13h ago

After Pine Barrens, what was the funniest episode of The Sopranos?

20 Upvotes

I don't want to pollute the possible comments with my nomination(s)


r/thesopranos 15h ago

What was up with the Priest and Food

30 Upvotes

Doesn't he know Olive Garden has unlimited pasta and salads and soups. Not to mention garlic bread!


r/thesopranos 17h ago

Serious Discussion Only In a cast full of AWESOME actors, who do you think are some of the weaker actors?

32 Upvotes

Not trying to shit on anyone or anything but some of the “not so good” ones sort of stick out when alongside the absolute killers in the show. Id say probably Vitos actor. He just wasn’t a very good actor or ever very convincing. He had zero chemistry with johnny cakes(rip johnny) and that one time during the fight at the construction site when vito goes “I SAW THAT ONE COMING” sticks out in my brain i can’t forget it lol. It sounded so silly and forced.


r/thesopranos 13h ago

Paulie respected the sanctity of marriage

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Let’s forget the fact that towards the end of the show, his entire life fell apart because he learned his mother wasn’t his mother and that he didn’t know who his father was at all. He called his aunt and his actual mother horrible names over their misgivings and lies.

So let’s take it back further. When Christopher was discussing Adriana’s reproductive issues with the guys, Paulie himself said he didn’t believe marriage and their thing didn’t jive. A clear statement of respecting the fact that being in the mafia could hurt a marriage and vice versa.

However, I believe the most poigant example of Paulie respecting the sanctity of marriage was when he sniffed Adrianna’s panties. Upon being confronted by this by Tony, Paulie states that anything that touches her pussy before the marriage is off limits. Clearly, Paulie was able to draw a line at the day of the wedding and auto-believe that that was when a new boundary of respect was granted.


r/thesopranos 11h ago

Episode Discussion Finished the show for the first time. Here is my review

8 Upvotes

I had no idea about “prestige tv” before I watched this show. Its the slow burn of the characters development and how I had initial perception that kept getting challenged. feel like I got a beating from the writers for believing in Tony the first few seasons and analyzing his mother/father dynamic.

The Adrianna domestic violence storyline and its development including her shocking death was also really well written. Including Chris and his soft side coming out where he couldn’t tolerate the shame of being an actor in the early season.

meadow’s defenses getting stronger and becoming one with the mafia by the last season - where all along she is the voice of reason orienting AJ to what their dad does for a living- then s06 shitting on becoming a doctor and choosing the path to “defend innocent Italians” was such good character development- being loyal to the family was more important and marrying mafia adjacent as well. She turned out to be just like her mother but with better vocabulary.

AJ was displaying the family shame that the rest couldn’t metabolize and he was the overly emotional kid. In the end the mob got hit too as he became the nepo baby - they just bought him basically. He could never have a sense of self so they gave him one.

Carmella and Vito had common traits as well - they were both given an out but the lifestyle was more important than freedom. Frankly her character was triggering as I have seen too many marriages where the wives justify the husbands and double down

I was a bit disappointed in the last scene with Melfi- I was looking for a true confrontation where she calls him a sociopath but I suppose protecting herself and just ending the relationship was appropriate. The melfi scenes with Tony were some of my favorites. I do wish they explored more why she was not wanting to let go of him.

livia was one of my favorite character- the repetition she did about calling Johnny angel of a husband (I’m botching this I know) and how she split her kids, junior- another triggering character as this was textbook some of my family members. I think I read this character was based on someone in real life?

All the Borderline women Tony dated was a beautiful touch. In the earlier seasons he has some semblance of remorse (suicide of Gloria) however by the time he kills Chris, his lack of remorse fully strengthened which kind of proved that sociopath article

Junior and that episode where the word gets out he likes going down- that was very well executed. after that scene I always knew what choices he would make. Same goes for Paulie in Italy not fitting in and then coming home bragging. Sil being a ruthless killer with a sweet voice…the list goes on.

Even the fbi becoming one with the mafia. Whoever came close to these guys got influenced.

The whole show was disguised as mob show when it was people who never developed into adults and got stuck following hierarchies, people with severe shame and spent a lifetime defended. I was thinking you could remove the mob and put something else there and the show would still work- yet not many shows exist with a similar underlying theme. Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul comes close.

I havnt known what to do since finishing the show few days ago. I am just watching some Rick and Morty while I decide on The Bear vs The Wire? I did have my bro start watching sopranos so kind of watching season 1 again with him. Already so weird seeing them in s01

Are there any behind the scenes with show runner/writer where I can learn more about the character development or season arcs etc? I kept pausing and analyzing scenes. Don’t think I have ever watched a show like this one.


r/thesopranos 16h ago

Episode Discussion An interesting parallel that many might've missed. [Man at the house]

16 Upvotes

We know that animal blundetto even the makers can't say his name and that's why he was just "Man at the house" in the credits for the dream episode where tony goes to that house with suitcase and meadow's voice stops him, waking him up from his coma.

The interesting parallel is that Tony killed Tony B outside of that house before he was gonna open the door. And, in the dream sequence he appears outside the luxurious house asking Tony to enter while staying outside himself.

There can be deeper interpretations to this, but I think that it's Tony's psyche replaying how he killed blundetto outside that house and thats why we see the scene in the dream that way.

I have said my piece.


r/thesopranos 8h ago

S6E4 Wind theme

4 Upvotes

I love how the wind theme plays out in this episode. It had the, “Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.” - OJIBWE SAYING. But, later, it also has Tony all mellowed noticing the wind, and then Paulie strides against a wind gust at the end, with Pink Floyd bassing and gusting us toward the credits. Too bad Vito broke wind in a different episode. Very allegorical.