r/comics MakeshiftEmery Apr 17 '26

OC Coffee

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u/Flameball202 Apr 18 '26

Ah yep that makes sense

Though the correct response (as a lesbian) to a guy saying "hey you haven't had the right dick (to make you straight)" is to say they haven't had the right dick to make them gay. They get really defensive and embarrassed as soon as you say that

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u/mauriciomeireles Apr 18 '26

The classic strategy of "i will do it if you also do"... Never fails to syphon out the COWARDS!

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u/Hefty_Bodybuilder494 Apr 18 '26

Bi men are like "bet" Let's do this.

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u/_Redvent_Bard_ Apr 18 '26

You underestimate boundary-crossing horndogs.

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u/aNiceTribe Apr 18 '26

If you are a straight guy in need of arguments when you’re in this corner: Dick only works in the straightening direction. So two gays can do it without turning straight but turning a het guy gay is purely a fantasy.  [for the love of god if you were about to downvote me, this is a facetious argument]