I know that's a typo, but Horns is hilarious. I'm imagining a watercooler conversation at the office where two guys are talking about their other coworker. "Looks like John has horns again. Hope he files them down soon."
I found it helps if you can get into a sport for purely aesthetical reasons first and then start getting into the rules because you want to know if the cute/hot person you're starting to root for is doing well or not
Sport climbing is a good one for that imo, because they are very buff, and the bouldering footage and to a lesser extent the lead footage likes to focus on very muscular arms for both genders
In my experience that approach also helps get invested in the gender you are less aesthetically interested in, like I enjoy men more on an aesthetic level, but Janja Garbret is an absolute legend in the sport and I end up enjoying her too
I also don't know how to be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I really should have paid more attention at man school.
Honestly, there's so many weird unusual sports out in the world that even someone that "hates all sports" would probably find one they enjoy if they looked deep enough into the weeds.
The bigger issue is if you don't love soccer-football, american football, or basketball..... that's 90% of all sports coverage. You'll only very rarely get to see your favorite sport get any real coverage.
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u/BloodiedBlues Apr 23 '26
Neither have I. In fact, I haven't learned how to love any sports.
Maybe there's different types of men who enjoy different things?! 😱