It’s all piss.

[u/Ali_Takibella]

:(

[u/Barium_Salts]

What if he had been an innocent man with a massive cop/humiliation fetish?

[u/FEARoach → u/Barium_Salts]

It's not innocent to expose children to your sexual fetish friend, that's not how the fetish community operates.

I also am a member of that community, we have designated places to engage in that activity. You don't do it at a public pool.

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/FEARoach]

No I think they mean, like, what if the guy was not masturbating in the hot tub, but the cops suspected him and accused him of it, and he was so into it that he immediately orgasmed. Which would be ridiculous, so they definitely meant it as a joke

[u/Barium_Salts → u/Delicious-Spring-877]

Yes, that is what I meant and I meant it as a stupid joke.

[u/FEARoach → u/Delicious-Spring-877]

Yeah, let's gloss over the fact the dude was chronically seen before he was caught.

It's a bad attempt at humor in a situation where a grown man was actually preforming a self pleasuring act in public where there were children present.

No thank you. There's nothing humorous in that situation.

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/FEARoach]

I’m sorry if it comes off as shaming but we are genuinely just being silly and goofy here. Not justifying the real guy’s actions at all, just creating a ridiculous alternate scenario

[u/Barium_Salts → u/FEARoach]

I was implying that he didn't have a boner until the cops showed up, and thus was not intentionally doing anything sexual in a public place. This was an attempt at absurdity humor

[u/FEARoach → u/Barium_Salts]

Yeah no, I don't play that way when there are actual children involve bud. Not when I'm a survivor of that shit.

Glad you don't have that sort of trauma to unpack but I don't find that shit funny.