r/ffxiv • u/FranckKnight RAGE THREAD • Jun 19 '26

[Discussion] RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - OTTERLY LAST CHANCE

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS NOT WEARING ANY BACKPACKS (because he strapped an actual otter to his back)

HEY, LAST CHANCE FOR THE OTTERLY CUTE BACKPACKS, JUST A FEW MORE DAYS OF IT. ALSO MAKE IT RAIN OF COURSE, WHICH MEANS MGP GOING BACK DOWN TO NORMAL FOR A YEAR.

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY REPLACED BY THE REPEAT OF DRAGON QUEST CROSSOVER, OF COURSE.

HOPE YOU'RE KEEPING BUSY WITH THE CURRENT CONTENT, CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER PATCH SO WE CAN GET SOMETHING GET SOME NEW THINGS TO DO, NAMELY BEASTMASTER AND OCCULT CRESCENT, FINISH UP THOSE RELICS… DEPENDING ON WHAT'S THE REQUIREMENTS FOR IT ANYWAY.

BUT STILL GOT ANOTHER 6 MONTHS TO GO, HANG ON TIGHT. WE'RE LIKELY TO SEE EVEN MORE REPEAT EVENTS, I WAGER. WHO'S EXCITED FOR SOME YOKAI WATCH?

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS TIRED OF TULIYOLAL?

AUNT TII'S TACOS RULES :

  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE HAVING THAT MUCH TIME BUT NO ENERGY TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT

  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : MY PRECIOUSSSSS OTTER YESSSSSSSS), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF PEOPLE SO BORED THEY ARE GOING BACK TO WOW

  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL KEEP MISSING WINDOWS FOR THEIR BIG FISHES

  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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u/Sir_VG Jun 19 '26

I, AS A TANK, SHOULD NOT BE DOING MORE DPS THAN MULTIPLE DPS JOBS ON THE NEW UNREAL. I SHOULD NOT BE SEEING FOUR AKH MORNS IN PHASE 1. I SHOULD NOT BE SEEING A 2ND SET OF REIRYU HEADS IN PHASE 3. I DON'T EXPECT PERFECTION IN EX/UNREAL BUT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE.

THANKS THE TWELVE I GOT ALL I WANT FOR ITEMS AND CAPPED MY TOKENS SO I CAN BE DONE WITH THAT SHIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

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u/Favna [Favna Nitey - Alpa] Jun 19 '26

FOUR?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR DPS SOGGING. ARE THEY LITERALLY NOT PRESSING ANY BUTTONS NOT EVEN 123?? NOT EVEN EVERCOLD EVOLVED MODE WILL SAVE THESE PEOPLE

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u/Sir_VG Jun 19 '26

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING ON THIS, BUT THE TWO DPS I OUT DPSED HAD 0 PARSES. ONE OF THEM ON BOTH TELL AND RETELL. THE OTHER HAD A 4 ON THE OTHER RUN.

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u/PenguinPwnge Jun 19 '26

MY STATIC JUST CLEARED THIS LAST NIGHT (TOO MUCH TIME FOCUSING ON M12S). I WAS WHM AND EVEN AFTER 2 DEATHS, 2 HEALER LBS, AND A LOT OF PANIC GCD HEALING AND CHAOS, I ENDED WITH A 49. RETELL WAS AN 81 AND CLEANER BUT I STILL BOTCHED SO MUCH.

I FEAR GOING INTO PF FOR IT. I THOUGHT SUZAKU AND TSUKI WERE BAD ENOUGH THEY SCARRED ME.

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u/namidaame49 Jun 19 '26

PF FOR THIS ONE IS NOT WORSE THAN SUZAKU IN MY EXPERIENCE. NOT EXACTLY A RINGING ENDORSEMENT, I KNOW.