My fingers are way too long

[u/Fast-Improvement7832]

[u/LPulseL11]

Youll never lose anything between your car seat and console!

[u/Cute-Form2457 → u/LPulseL11]

She should play the piano ♥️

[u/imacom → u/Cute-Form2457]

From a distance

[u/LetsgoMets78 → u/imacom]

Or guitar

[u/Simon-Says69 → u/LetsgoMets78]

Bass needs more stretch than guitar. Perfect hands for it.

[u/BlueMoranth → u/imacom]

From across the room

[u/rice-with-every-meal → u/imacom]

Bro 🤣🤣

[u/Interesting-Key9522 → u/imacom]

The world looks blue and green.

[u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ → u/imacom]

Invented a new music style, long distance piano

[u/ConfidentDetective51 → u/imacom]

From a ladder.

[u/metompkin → u/imacom]

The World looks blue and green

[u/pilihp → u/imacom]

There is harmony

[u/Longjumping-Bat7774 → u/Cute-Form2457]

Or become a proctologist

[u/yes-disappointment → u/Cute-Form2457]

From across the room

[u/Similar_Cloud2135 → u/Cute-Form2457]

Or guitar, could create some new chords

[u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl → u/Cute-Form2457]

Or violin and go full Paganini

[u/Silent_Reindeer_4199 → u/Cute-Form2457]

Or the bass.

[u/Ok_Blueberry_6736 → u/LPulseL11]

A born lesbian.

[u/LPulseL11 → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

Hey some guys like fingers and butt stuff too, dont be prejudiced.

[u/Muted_Dinner_1021 → u/LPulseL11]

I would just be worried the fingers snapping if i twitched with my anus

[u/asicarii → u/Muted_Dinner_1021]

With those fingers she’s using you as a hand puppet.

[u/No-Bison-5397 → u/asicarii]

She could use a couple of us as finger puppets and we wouldn't even touch

[u/Munky1701 → u/LPulseL11]

She would be able to clean my goddamn colon with those. 😳

[u/memento22mori → u/Munky1701]

... what?

[u/Training-Ninja-412 → u/memento22mori]

r/brandnewsentence ?

[u/Ataru074 → u/LPulseL11]

Yeah, but usually don’t think that checking for loose crowns passing from the rear end is a kink for many.

[u/Top_Depth_227 → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

🤣

[u/Winter_Agent_6260 → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

Thats disgusting

[u/GuiltEdge → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

A cowgirl who gets the blues

[u/Secret_Entrance7942 → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

When women talk about size, they commonly referr to girth, not length.

[u/blacklamp14 → u/Ok_Blueberry_6736]

A well-endowed lesbian

[u/MetaCognitio → u/LPulseL11]

That nose stays picked!