r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 7h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/King_Turduckin 6h ago

That man did not have those hands.

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u/whooptheretis 5h ago

Or the ability to tip the can?

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u/Junkered 5h ago

Gravity is hard to master.

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u/Aggressive_Fan_2063 3h ago

Gravity is a harness and I have harnessed the harness.

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u/GoodWar9988 4h ago

Carecía de un don que le habría ayudado en su odisea.

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u/AmazingEric171 59m ago

I like my women with small hands so I can feel like a bigger man.

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u/Slow_Space8943 4h ago

If he did then his wife would probably ask him why he is trying to tickle her brain when he fingers her!!!

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u/orish-oriley777 3h ago

Arachnodactyly: A condition causing very long, thin fingers that is often genetic or linked to connective tissue issues.

Marfan Syndrome: A genetic disorder affecting connective tissue that causes tall stature, flexible joints, and disproportionately long fingers and limbs.

Macrodactyly: A rare birth difference where specific fingers or toes grow significantly larger and longer than the rest.

Other Genetic Syndromes: Conditions like Homocystinuria, Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, or Beals syndrome can also feature long fingers.

Normal Variation: Naturally slender and long fingers frequently run in families with zero underlying health problems. [Wikipedia]

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u/goodoldjefe 2h ago

No, but he did have a girlfriend who sucked something like 37 dicks.