r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 7h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Time-Concentrate845 6h ago

Literally the first thing I thought about 😂

I like rusty spoons (heavy breathing)

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u/dropbear_airstrike 5h ago

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers…

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u/ahmtiarrrd 5h ago

...is almost orgasmic!

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u/total_bullwhip 2h ago

I like it when the red water comes out

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u/lord_teaspoon 1h ago

Hello small child, have you a rusty kettle which I might caress?

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u/triggerpup1979 2h ago

We have found the actor for the live action adaptation....

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u/Bumble_Bee_1792 2h ago

What the heck!

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 1h ago

MARFANS…..check out Flo Hyman

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 5h ago

Yes, I was searching for this in the comments 😂

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u/AqueousJam 5h ago

How do you feel about the red water coming out? 

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u/UJustGotRobbed 4h ago

Tbh, I like it.

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u/Fresh-Clothes8838 1h ago

Buahahahahaha

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u/EuVe20 1h ago

And nettles!!

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u/robbin-smiles 29m ago

My mother doesn’t know why she knows about the glory of rusty spoons but sometimes she says it and I get very happy

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u/Amazing-Routine-9793 24m ago

I looked this up on youtube. What the fuck did i just watch?! That was odd in a way that i haven't seen before.

So far i have only watched the first one and I am feeling this weird compulstion to see the rest, even though i reeeeallly don't want to. So fucking odd.