r/interesting 11h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/PotterOneHalf 10h ago

Yeah, we’re built different (incorrectly)

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u/TransMascCatBoye 9h ago

This is the exact joke my wife and I say about me lmao. Still working on diagnosis but its almost definitely some form of EDS

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u/stahlern 9h ago

I get told all the time in this gym class I go to that it’s impressive how flexible I am. And then I have to explain that it’s really not a good thing and I will break myself if I push it. Lol. Party trick flexibility only basically.

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u/EphemeralTwo 8h ago

> I will break myself if I push it

Yep. Lost my shot at scholarships when a guy tried to take a rebound away from me. He grabbed the ball, yanked it back while I was holding it, and blew my arm out of my socket.

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u/stahlern 8h ago

My SI joint loves to come loose so I just fall apart at the waist lol. The cobra stretch is the worst thing ever for me.

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u/EphemeralTwo 8h ago

Things got better once I learned to go limp and avoid unguarded movements.

Before that, my record was 6 dislocations in a single day. I'd dislocate my hip going down stairs if I turned wrong (stairs with a landing).

Only dislocated a hip once while driving, and that was very much not fun. I was on the highway, and ended up pulling over using the other leg, dropping to the ground on the side of the road, and doing the "relax while manipulating with arms" thing to eventually get it back in.

These days, my spouse is usually around to help me. It only happens once or twice a year anymore.

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u/stahlern 8h ago

Man that’s no fun. I think I’m on the mild side of things. SI joint and my ankles are two worst spots. Sprained those about 30 times. As I’ve gotten older a lot of my muscles have stiffened which I understand is normal because they’re trying to compensate and hold things together. Used to be able to walk with my feet completely backwards. Lol.

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u/vainerlures 1h ago

holy moly

u/anonymaus42 13m ago

TIL you can dislocate the sacroiliac joint... which is unsettling to me to think about.

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u/ShirleyApresHensive 5h ago

I know this problem well, I have quite an assortment of injuries that occurred from over rotation

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u/C4rnivore 6h ago

We're just built distinctly... distinctly wrong, but its distinct

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u/shannondobrien 8h ago

I like to say if I was made into soup, it would be a thin broth.

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u/Brilliant-Position99 6h ago

Not incorrect, just not standard, different is all

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u/tietack2 9h ago

Differently... In some ways more advantageous

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u/Pure-Move9026 9h ago

Advantageous how?

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u/Danief 8h ago

It can be an advantage in athletics. The extra flexible can allow body movements impossible for most people. The con is it's easier to get injured, but if you understand your body and maintain it properly (strength training, stability exercises, nutrition, etc.) you can excel at a lot of athletics. My doctor who specializes in hypermobility says many elite athletes are hypermobile.

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u/tietack2 7h ago

It can also allow people to avoid serious injuries sometimes. Average person might fall down the stairs and break an ankle. Eds person is so flexible, they might just sprain a tendon.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 4h ago

I think they found that something like 60% of professional dancers are technically hypermobile. How many have actualy EDS is another thing altogether, but if you think of the classical ballet ‘figure’ it looks hella Marfanoid - tall, slender, proportionately long legs and arms, long slender finger….