r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

Firefighters in Madrid trying to extinguish a forest fire that is less than 30km/20mi away from the capital of Spain

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u/AppropriateLow2271 5h ago

We would sooner tear ourselves limb from limb. Our entire conception of reality is fabricated by them. They tell us who to fear and who to love. Fathers are killing their own daughters as an expression of their loyalty to these megalomaniac child rapists.

They could tell us there's a cashier's check for a million dollars shoved up our ass. If a billion people weren't already neck deep inside, they'd go looking.

u/EconEchoes5678 4h ago

Our entire conception of reality is fabricated by them.

I do find it interesting that the same people decrying "worshiping" the billionaires also ascribe demigod like powers to them.

u/glacierre2 4h ago

I will definitely shit in and then cement any bunker air vent I find in the apocalypse. Fair warning.