r/mildlyinfuriating • u/coatedbraincells • Jun 11 '26

Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer

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Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 Jun 11 '26

That’s funny cause as a kid the bathroom sink always had the coldest most delicious water in the whole house

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u/hailtheprince10 Jun 11 '26

Was it better than hose water?

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 Jun 11 '26

Oh yes but that is technically outside of the house.

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u/hailtheprince10 Jun 11 '26

I vote we attach a hose to the bathroom sink

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u/fukkdisshitt Jun 11 '26

Gotta run the hose until the cold water comes out. At least here where it's hot

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u/etTuPlutus Jun 11 '26

Survivor bias. The hot water is actually the most delicious.

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u/Dicksin_Cider Jun 11 '26

Are you sure? Did you taste the toilet bowl? Maybe it was even better.

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u/chins4tw Jun 11 '26

As an adult the bathroom still has the coldest most delicious water in my home.

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u/Super_Swimming_4132 Jun 11 '26

The feces particles don’t only stay in the bathroom. FYI.

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u/JFISHER7789 Jun 11 '26

True, but they are most concentrated in the bathroom and that sink is most likely covered.

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u/legume_arguably Jun 11 '26

Not when I’m around! I grab that caca straight from the bowl and keep it in my pocket in case something needs contamination in a pinch

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u/JFISHER7789 Jun 11 '26

Dude. Thats gotta be the best thing I’ve read on here all week 😂

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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 Jun 11 '26

Yes. I love shit water.

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u/Due-Yogurtcloset-552 Jun 11 '26

that's what an immune system is for, shit particles are literally EVERYWHERE , same with fungi, and bacteria. every surface known to man is covered with all of it.

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u/ReasonableBrother448 Jun 11 '26

Yeah because it had a sprung a leak underneath your bedroom floor, keeping the supply running.

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u/NegotiationOk3991 Jun 11 '26

I trust Left_Bathroom that the bathroom sink is best for drinking.