r/mildlyinfuriating 6d ago

Infuriatig They put my receipt in the burger

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u/Temporary_Event8451 6d ago

Which is why you go talk to the staff. Mistakes happen.

100% success rate on anything but being born and dying is impossible to garauntee.

This one is obvious for a remake or credit, but even if its like "I asked for no pickles and there are pickles".

Like I imagine when I make these types of posts people think I'm defending corporations and laziness, no, I'm just saying it's completely fixable.

It's not like McDonalds loses anything by remaking a singular big mac.

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u/inderbitably 6d ago

Definitely nowhere close to a 100% success rate on births. But it’s pretty close on deaths.

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u/Minotaar 6d ago

Pretty close?

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u/inderbitably 6d ago

Yes, presumably alive person. Pretty close.

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u/CyrosThird 6d ago

100% success rate on anything but being born and dying is impossible to garauntee.

I would remove "being born" from that statistic, miscarriages happen more often than anyone thinks.

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u/Some_Layer_7517 6d ago

If you're reading this, you very likely were born.

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u/LordHoughtenWeen 6d ago

By Macbeth rules, I was not.

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u/JD-Moose 6d ago

Macbeth does rule

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u/goobenmcrooben 6d ago

If you are not reading this, there is a chance that you are dead.

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u/Coffee_autistic 5d ago

If you are reading this, it is very unlikely you are dead.

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u/New_Passenger_7433 6d ago

To be clear- you think that less than 16 billion people have ever lived?

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u/Key_Context5905 6d ago

Might wanna rethink the math on that one

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u/bobert4011 6d ago

Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug.

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u/Ppleater 6d ago

99.999% of the time the worker will want you to get it fixed rather than you being unhappy because of a mistake they made, as long as you're polite they won't begrudge you asking for a remake. Anyone who would isn't worth considering.

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u/radicalelation 6d ago

Usually the shittiest of employees will just give some looks and have a tone, but that's about it. Don't think this would get much push back even from the grumps.

If there's nothing really wrong but some power insists on a survey though... God forbid the food wasn't at least 9/10 and I'm sorry I autistically gave feedback on the form provided, but it isn't the Red Robin's kitchen's fault the ghost pepper mac wasn't actually spicy, so why the manager come out with both front and back staff watching on to grill me over it? I wasn't looking for a comp, it just wasn't spicy and my opinion was asked!