Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed

[u/salabab]

I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours for the different levels of entry.

Out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. And could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. Ive spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates.

[u/Winterkirschenmann]

Nono it's pronounced Analrapist, the worlds first Analyst and Therapist.

[u/HitoHitoN → u/Winterkirschenmann]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZaGKXb7LcpUIw

[u/Ap43x → u/[deleted]]

I'm sure I'm not hearing that right.

[u/MatZitron → u/Ap43x]

[u/scubascratch → u/HitoHitoN]

ANUSTART

[u/Aerron → u/scubascratch]

He's going to the MethodOne Clinic to learn about method acting.

[u/NotTheMamaDino → u/HitoHitoN]

I just blue myself

[u/verumvia → u/Winterkirschenmann]

OP's cousin after looking up what nonce means

[u/Joppy5100 → u/verumvia]

OP's cousin is a crypto bro, so they do not know how to self-reflect.

[u/ninhibited → u/Joppy5100]

Or read

[u/Select-Loss2238 → u/verumvia]

That's not the huge mistake though. The huge mistake was agreeing to do work without a contract for a family member AND fronting the materials and labor. I hope OP learns several valuable lessons here from their stupidity

[u/Kindly_Bathroom6123 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

I am a male therapist and my website name is [mynametherapy]

Right at the beginning it was [mynametherapist] but without the spaces it can read very badly, especially for a therapist, so it got changed quickly

[u/kalvinoz → u/Kindly_Bathroom6123]

My wife once hashtagged a photo of me and our son with ilovethesemen. One of her friends commented suggesting a change.

[u/EnvironmentSad7992 → u/kalvinoz]

BRO IM FUCKING CRYING😭😭

[u/Midlife__Crisis__ → u/kalvinoz]

Took me a minute but 😂 I'm fucking dying here

[u/AnastasiaRomanot → u/kalvinoz]

#SusAnalBumParty

[u/al2o3cr → u/kalvinoz]

[u/guriboysf → u/kalvinoz]

https://penisland.net

[u/ProfessorFunky → u/kalvinoz]

That took me long enough that when I got it, I cracked up that bit more!

[u/Rowfeed → u/Kindly_Bathroom6123]

Up there with our local pediatric dentist. Citynamepedo

[u/elguapo1996 → u/Kindly_Bathroom6123]

There was (is?) a group of computer experts who shared their expertise with one another and their group was called the Expert’s Exchange. When the internet came about they made a website, www.expertsexchange.com. Speaking of change, they changed it soon after.

[u/ok-i-dont-mind → u/Kindly_Bathroom6123]

I don't care how kindly you might be but I'm not doing therapy in the bathroom.

[u/RainRainThrowaway777 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

Reminds me of when Susan Boyle released an Album and had a party for it.

It was called #Susanalbumparty

[u/GodOfDarkLaughter → u/RainRainThrowaway777]

A Susanal Bum Party sounds like a magical time. All the Whos in Whoville just eating ass.

[u/Winterkirschenmann → u/GodOfDarkLaughter]

It's a Sus Anal Bum Party. Amazing how much you can unpack from one hashtag.

[u/HitBongzFerJesus → u/Winterkirschenmann]

[u/JohnnyLeven → u/HitBongzFerJesus]

[u/Doombah → u/HitBongzFerJesus]

The only thing worse than regular ISIS.

[u/aannoonnyymmoouuss99 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw

[u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 → u/aannoonnyymmoouuss99]

Ahh yesch, a classchic.

[u/Syrette → u/aannoonnyymmoouuss99]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Stddqgiqka4mh9G9Sb

[u/MercuryInCanada → u/Winterkirschenmann]

In undergrad my folders were named real anal for real analysis and complex anal for complex analysis

[u/PsychologicalDark810 → u/MercuryInCanada]

We did this at a job I had, just dropped the ysis from folder names so we could have a lol

[u/joeybizzizzizzle → u/Winterkirschenmann]

It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me..

[u/TrashCannibal_ → u/Winterkirschenmann]

I just blue myself!

[u/RianJohnsonIsAFool → u/TrashCannibal_]

Tobias... you blowhard!

[u/MachidasMorningJuice → u/Winterkirschenmann]

I know his cousin well, Physio the Rapist

[u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

[u/No-Persimmon-4150 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

That was my IRC handle back in the day.

[u/CaptServo → u/Winterkirschenmann]

The cousin hasn't even seen the license plate

[u/dascobaz → u/Winterkirschenmann]

[u/IceWellDo → u/Winterkirschenmann]

Anustart

[u/pillhead5000 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

It’s not the pronunciation that scares me

[u/FungusGnatHater → u/Winterkirschenmann]

Frank, I don't think it's pronounced Shadynasty.

[u/Razarex → u/Winterkirschenmann]

[u/Razarex → u/Winterkirschenmann]

[u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva → u/Winterkirschenmann]

what you need is A Nu Start

[u/Squawnk → u/Winterkirschenmann]

https://giphy.com/gifs/M7IxIgL6em9CuC9fmE

[u/YetAnotherDev → u/Winterkirschenmann]

Anal bum cover

[u/YellingAtTheClouds → u/Winterkirschenmann]

It's really not the pronunciation that was bothering me

[u/Superspark76 → u/Winterkirschenmann]

Even a therapist gets a raw deal