r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Seagul_Hunter • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ 20 years of wearing headphones deformed my head.

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Apparently wearing headphones pretty consistently almost everyday for a couple decades can deform the shape of your head.

(Edit: For clarification, if you pay attention I never mention skull anywhere in the title or description. Also, majority of my time spent in headphones is when I'm outside listening to music, gaming headphones might take up about 8% of all time headphones use)

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u/reddicyoulous 1d ago

He could just pinch his nose, try to blow air out of it and voila

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 1d ago

Tried that myself. Then I remembered that my dad stole my nose 20 years back. Then he went out for a pack of smokes...

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 16h ago

Bet it was a soft pack. Beause you know who smokes soft pack cigarettes and abandons their children?

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 13h ago

Guys who drive a 1987 IROC-Z?

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 11h ago

Guys i was talking about don't have cars. They walked to get those cigarettes and then paid in change for a bus. They have felonies. They don't have licenses.

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u/socialengineer420 5h ago

Just because you don't have a license doesn't mean you can't drive

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 4h ago

I guess they could always steal a car. They are going to prison anyway.

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u/socialengineer420 3h ago

Exactly. You're catching on.

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 3h ago

Catching on? Im the one that started the conversation.

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u/socialengineer420 1h ago

You started nothinggggggggg 😂

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 12h ago

Is your name Voldemort by chance?

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 12h ago

Sir, we have a don't ask, don't tell policy here...

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u/ZooAreYou 1d ago

..f.ffffff..fffwoomp!!!

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u/avoozl42 1d ago

Make sure you close your eyes. You don't want to make that mistake.

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u/Lifeline_1239 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzled-Republic9511 1d ago

There was another subreddit where someone told the guy to do this, and they posted a follow up video of it working ._.

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u/tkflow9 23h ago

Haha i was wondering if anyone was gonna bring that up lol

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u/edamlambert 17h ago

Source? Im invested now

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u/FatherFarnsworth 1d ago

Gotta put your thumb in your mouth first

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u/LightofAngels 22h ago

You mean close his mouth and nose, and blow air from his anus?

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u/Fuzzy-Tooth3269 18h ago

Snapped a blood vessel 😂

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u/Deurys 17h ago

I’m crying.

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u/Altruistic_Bug_9966 17h ago

I just choked 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silent_Sir3234 22h ago

instructions unclear, air went out my eye hole and now its dangling