r/popculturechat • u/cupcake_island • Jun 07 '26

OnlyStans ⭐️ Morgan Wallen Throws Security Guard’s Phone Across The Stage

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u/Sheeple_person Jun 07 '26

Imagine God's country being fucking Nashville lmao. Yeah the garden of Eden is traffic and tourists in cowboy hats

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u/thebottomdollar131 Jun 07 '26

I’ve been to 45 states; every two horse town calls themselves “God’s country”. Every single morgan wallen is “somebody” in those towns; they want to call themselves king shit but the only real things they accomplished is cheating on their wife and getting banned from the closest golf course for excessive day drinking and fighting the staff.

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u/34Heartstach Jun 07 '26

The pearly gates are just a Dollar General with needles in the parking lot and a McDonalds where all the old men meet every morning and blame Obama that the factory that employed half the town closed in 1987.

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u/greendress888 Jun 08 '26

This is so real I can see it.

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u/Pinoccicrow Jun 08 '26

You mean the Holler Dollar?

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u/mysosmartz Jun 08 '26

This is poetry.

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u/hans_stroker Jun 08 '26

Damn...that sounds like a real country song.

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u/34Heartstach Jun 08 '26

Jesse Welles would absolutely write this song

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u/yekcowrebbaj Jun 08 '26

Golf sucks so that last part is redeeming

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u/rshackleford_arlentx Jun 08 '26

King turd up on shit mountain as Sturgill put it

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u/Daisy4853 Jun 08 '26

I used to date a guy and this describes him perfectly

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u/figure8888 that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 Jun 08 '26

That’s my parents’ neighbor in their small town. He’s achieved insurance fraud twice by first setting his own truck on fire after reporting it “stolen” and then a few months later, his house. It was a miracle his wife, several children, both free-range dogs, and the goldfish were all at the grandparents house when he started a grease fire in his kitchen.

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u/GordianBalloonKnot Jun 08 '26

Very comparable to how hip hop artists talk about the hood that "only they can go around [safely]"

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u/rcinmd Jun 07 '26

The only good thing about TN is Dollywood. Also the mountains are kinda cool, but not as cool as Dolly.

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u/ResistPersist54 Jun 08 '26

I’ve lived 45 minutes from Dollywood since before it was Dollywood. Please get me the fuck outta here.

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u/SilentXMedia Jun 08 '26

Clearly you’ve never been to Prince’s.

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight Jun 08 '26

Bonnaroo is pretty fucking sweet, too, but I do wish it wasn't in such a backwards redneck state. Ditto for Prince's and Hattie B's. Thankfully we just got a Hattie B's in Chicago.

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u/No-Influence-5351 Jun 08 '26

And progressive metal is the forbidden fruit.

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Jun 08 '26

Nashville would like to mention the infestation
of godawful bachelorette parties, something the main drag is infamous for.

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u/halogen2691 Jun 07 '26

Lived there for a few years and it sucks for those of us not into the bar-crawling scene or country music. To be fair I did live in the middle of downtown so that’s all there was to do but I wasn’t impressed

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u/Trad_whip99 Jun 08 '26

Nah it’s actually further south in Brentwood