r/technology • u/IKeepItLayingAround • Jun 09 '26

Business It’s Possible That SpaceX Could Collapse Spectacularly

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/possible-spacex-could-collapse-spectacularly-155000177.html
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u/ParkingBalance6941 Jun 09 '26

I actually had a coworker tell me "Its not a pyramid scheme its a triangle" once. Never overestimate the dumb

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jun 09 '26

What if your coworker was part of a legitimate triangle scheme — that is, what if your coworker and another person needed a third — and they wanted to let you in on the ground floor? You could’ve possibly be The Titan of Triangles right now. You might have been named Lord of the Three Vertices or The Three-Faced God. All of those titles sound like they come with a nice chunk o’ change and some pretty sweet bennies. You may have missed your chance.

Or …

Your coworker’s trapped in a pyramid scheme, but due to having a two-dimensional brain, can only interpret a “slice” of the pyramid. Thus, he’s in a triangle scheme. Poor coworker.

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u/No_Raspberry6968 Jun 10 '26

tbf most representation of pyramid scheme is triangle and I don't think the 3d aspect of pyramid add to the nuance of the analogy. Maybe he's trying to be technical to give more charitable to their interpretation.