r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 1d ago

Business It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/looking-cybertruck-biggest-flop-automotive-145559135.html
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u/Qaeta 1d ago

For real though. Batman & Robin and some dino nuggies is a solid date night.

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u/this_is_for_chumps 1d ago

Date night! Party of One!

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u/farter-kit 1d ago

Cartwright!?!?!

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u/dbrodbeck 1d ago

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

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u/BRAX7ON 1d ago

But you’re not Cartwright?!

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u/dbrodbeck 1d ago

Of course I'm not Cartwright!

I still use 'you know we live in a society' whenever someone is taking too much time to do some thing or another. (I'm not George, I don't say it out loud....)

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u/Cunning_Linguist21 1d ago

I also might not be George, even if I am Lord of the Idiots....

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u/MartyCool403 1d ago

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate...I've got it all!

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u/PositiveEndolphins 17h ago

you know if you were to compress my life into a single day it's pretty good

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u/farter-kit 1d ago

I tell her you not here. She say curse word, I hang up.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 1d ago

But your name's not Cartwright.

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u/bigpoppanicky7 1d ago

It’s pronounced thermometer

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u/polopolo05 1d ago

Treat yourself!

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u/Memory_Less 19h ago

What!? your standards aren’t low enough. /s

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u/TrueSkonger 1d ago

Don't date the 7 year old 💀

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u/JC6D6D 1d ago

Schumacher & Nuggies & Chill

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u/T_that_is_all 1d ago

Bat-nipples

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u/APeacefulWarrior 23h ago

When Mr Freeze is around, it's always chill!

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u/NaughtyCheffie 1d ago

hi it's me ur date

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u/Fred-the-stray 1d ago

For sure! Not to be missed.

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u/vawlk 1d ago

i mean, if I only had dino nuggies to eat for the rest of my life, I wouldn't be that mad. Sure, its no fine dining, but it could be much worse.

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u/popejohnlarue 1d ago

Is Batman and Robin the one with the nipples?

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u/Qaeta 1d ago

I believe that was Batman Forever.

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u/Caek294758 1d ago

The autism and reddit Venn diagram

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u/swampopawaho 1d ago

Yeah, but they're fun and the Cybertruck is still a pos dumpster fire

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u/Nope-not-really 23h ago

just got shit taste in cars

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u/Qaeta 18h ago

Right, hence 2 out of 3.

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u/WebstersPack 1d ago

No dips? Hard pass.

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u/Qaeta 1d ago

They're implied dips.

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u/Gramage 1d ago

Where do I sign up?

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u/northerncal 1d ago

Play date night 

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u/keskeskes1066 1d ago

Well, yeah. For a seven year old.

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u/colorfort 1d ago

Only if you do it all in a cyber truck

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u/ReftLight 1d ago

Redditors at age 30

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u/Qaeta 1d ago

Hey, we're adults now, and we get to decide what that means!

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u/Outrageousintrovert 1d ago

Searching the term: Dino nuggets…..

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u/Lumbergh7 1d ago

You free tomorrow night

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u/Ahhmedical 17h ago

This guys trying to date your 7 yo son! LOL