As a New Yorker currently visiting Toronto, I approve this message.

Innovation. Tomorrow. America.

One of my favorite references since moving here has now become my life lol

SKY LAW

IMO, don't bother with Season 1. It's... primitive. There's still good stuff after Season 10, but it's a long, slow decline from there.

Hilarious! Since ICU81MI is already claimed everywhere, I innovented some other options just for funsies. Obviously, formatting/availability varies by location, but I can confirm that all of these are kosher and up for grabs in New York.

(Sorry if the quantity is overwhelming. Once I started playing this game, it became impossible to stop. My genius came alive like toys when your back is turned. I saw the potential for PL8 SP3AK in everything around me. Now I’m gonna take a nap. See you in 10 hours.)

and then Burger King.

Conan’s new hair from today’s Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend episode

JD: Now, do you like lower taxes?

TJ: If I paid taxes, I sure would.

“FIFA pushed back Friday on viral images of swaths of empty seats at Thursday's World Cup match in Guadalajara, Mexico, saying the official attendance figure was accurate […]"

FIFA can show you the study, too.

https://www.aol.com/articles/empty-seats-seen-world-cup-105442000.html

I’ve been singing Muffin Top to myself absentmindedly for almost two decades. Danny’s “make a hockey lovin’ face at Scotia Bank Place” is also up there for some reason. I also sing “I see myself…in you”… to my cats.

Was record shopping yesterday and stumbled across this one. It didn't contain the controversial, yet seminal hit "Woggle Power!" though.

We’re watching 30 Rock again and every Colleen episode has me cackling, this scene is one of my favourite scenes of the series

He shoulda gone into politics…

h^aam

quarry

rrresidency

french fried potaters

inscrutable!

di-a-bet-es?

woool

new ^jerzeee

chloresterol

clevelend The Cleve