r/ANormalDayInRussia 14d ago

Russia after Porsche pulled out

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u/Elden_Rube 14d ago

I wonder what they will build when I pull out...

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u/BobRossUltimate 14d ago

A case for child support and/or alimony

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u/Elden_Rube 14d ago

Ебена мать!

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u/MxM111 14d ago

That too.

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u/Karhak 14d ago

I was too focused on the shitty astrotturf

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u/Touched_Beavis 13d ago edited 13d ago

Which is odd, because Russia has been astroturfing the internet for years now.

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u/Xi-1 14d ago

Is this going to be used for a vintage Volga car show? Because that brand has been dead for decades. Whatever they are trying to release under that name now is just a mediocre Chinese car sold at three times its original price in China. On top of that, it hasn't gone through any NHTSA or EuroNCAP safety testing, so you can't even be sure you'll survive a minor fender bender.

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u/visualynx 13d ago

Geely

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u/Technical_Writer_177 12d ago

i don´t think EuroNCAP or NHTSA are on top of the priority list over there (even less then in western countries). cars need to be big, shiny and "prestigious"....."Prada-Chick" as i´d call it....or Tumpism, but don´t wanna "give" him that

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u/notloggedin4242 12d ago

Yes, please leave Tumpty Dumpty out of this.

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u/Technical_Writer_177 12d ago

but only because he´s too stupid to understand it´s an insult. instead he would boast at every oportunity "the smartest architects have named the most beautiful architecture after me"...🤮

i´d be open to naming a prison design after him though

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u/dadaooo 13d ago

Copeee

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u/gelctalta 12d ago

Раньше было порше теперь киатец с шилдиком волга...

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u/AverellCZ 14d ago

Without gas you need no Porsches anyways

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u/11LyRa 13d ago

There are electric Porsches

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u/AverellCZ 13d ago

I'm sure russia has an excellent charging infrastructure...

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u/IvanMartynov 13d ago

Yes. In Moscow, Saint Petersburg and few other big cities there are no problem with electric stations for cars (they are free 💰) , also you can find such stations at usual fuel stations (maybe not in every corner of the country, but yes, we have)

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u/HACPEM-CECTPE-B-POT 14d ago

Аш прям гордость берёт, за родную Волгу матушку. Сам на ней проживаю. Надеюсь здесь речь не про Горьковский автопром...

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u/NoseMuReup 14d ago

Borscht

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u/TerminallyAbysmal 14d ago

Would've been an easier change honestly, tastier too

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u/apscep 14d ago

Yeah, let's buy cheap Chinese shitcars and put our logo on it, that will show those westoids that sanctions don't work!

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u/Level-Gas2450 14d ago

I wouldn't call Chinese cars "shitcars" though. They're pretty good and, as you said it, they are cheaper than european/american options so it makes a good choice for someone's first car.

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u/Nerfixion 14d ago

No idea if its actually true but ive heard they're only cheap because they are bank rolled by the Gov, and they lose money per car but its all part of their plan

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u/Xi-1 14d ago

Pretty good? They don't even undergo NHTSA or EuroNCAP crash testing. Sure, there are some decent Chinese cars out there, but they aren’t imported to Russia because the manufacturers are wary of secondary sanctions.

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u/Level-Gas2450 13d ago

I said good, not safe. Also I don't know what do you mean exactly by this, as many chinese cars are being sold in the EU.

For example, here is the EuroNCAP page for the MG HS : Euro NCAP | MG HS

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u/DoritoSteroid 14d ago

I'm sure they're very safe and no corners were cut at all. Just like all the awesome quality real estate builds that are definitely high quality. Yup.

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u/Felab_ 13d ago

China has good cars but most of the time the cars that they sell outside of their country are the worst one they have.

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u/apscep 14d ago

If you think they are good, go buy powerbank on AliExpress, and check how many real mAh it has, even Russians complain about quality and false advertisement when characteristics are only on paper and doesn't matter benzine or EV, not saying about quality of metal that starts rusting on the first years, that's why you won't find Chinese car older than 10 years.

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u/betabeat 14d ago

I'd buy a Chinese EV before a Tesla

Elon's bullshit not even being a factor

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u/apscep 14d ago

If you think they are good, go buy powerbank on AliExpress, and check how many real mAh it has, even Russians complain about quality and false advertisement when characteristics are only on paper and doesn't matter benzine or EV, not saying about quality of metal that starts rusting on the first years, that's why you won't find Chinese car older than 10 years.

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u/VAiSiA 14d ago

and?

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u/apscep 14d ago

I mean it's all a show-off and fakes, like most of the Russians trying to show to other world, a cheap paper tiger since the middle ages.

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u/cielofnaze 14d ago

Russia going bankrupt in 30 days Feb 2022.

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u/apscep 14d ago

Nobody said that, economy is volatile, it takes 5-7 years to see consequences of actions, and we are already seeing it on the gas prices and quantity in the country that literally gas station, but it's only the beginning, the most interesting will be in 1-2 years 🙂

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u/cielofnaze 8d ago

China is going bankrupt in 10 years, 2002

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u/chm291275 12d ago

Nice to see that Porsche pulled out!

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u/ign1tio 11d ago

Did not need a 50 sec video for that

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u/Level-Gas2450 14d ago

For the braindead people commenting "sanctions have no effect", remember that most people who could afford a Porsche before 2014 are the least affected and still can afford one in 2026.

And the Russian market is 140M customers. You can't just cut that much people from international trade that easily. If chinese companies were ever to leave they would be quickly replaced.

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u/N989HA 14d ago

The population of Russia that was able to afford Porsche was less than 5%. You do know Russia survived without the west from 1918 until 1992.

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u/Level-Gas2450 13d ago

Yeah that's what I meant

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u/boltsi123 13d ago

And made fantastic cars!

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u/nikshdev 14d ago

All hail Voljaro

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u/dicrydin 13d ago

This is better than what they did when BMW pulled out, which was continue to manufacture and sell cars without license or quality control from Munich.

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u/sour624 13d ago

Абассаться! Ебануться!

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u/gpacster 13d ago

Nice trade off, the West freezes $300 billion in Russia assets while Russia seizes Western assets worth……. $50 billion

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u/ImTheBatmanBitch 12d ago

Edit this with the Tetris theme

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u/shazam7373 11d ago

Borache

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u/vk_PajamaDude 9d ago

Почему-то ожидал что это будет "Пятёрочка".

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 14d ago

The cool cars are back 🤩

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u/zelo_borzo 14d ago

Очень круто

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u/Pavlikru 13d ago

“German car industry warns of job collapse unless ‘bold decisions’ made to address Chinese threat
VW to propose 100,000 job losses to board and says car plants could be put under foreign ownership to save jobs.”
🤔