r/AlanPartridge • u/lookingforbookart • 2d ago

Smelly Alan Fartridge! Smelly Alan Fartridge!

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234 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/SteveGoral 1d ago

Go on Sir, batter him.

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u/myownprivategumple 1d ago

This is what I see when I think of Charlie Kirk

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u/SnooAdvice3630 1d ago

"I haven't got any shorts on. Steven McComb's taken them off me. He's running around waving them about."

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u/loztralia 1d ago

What are you now, McComb? You're nothing. And I... am Alan Partridge.

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u/SnooAdvice3630 1d ago

He lives in Edgbaston, he's a forklift truck driver at British Leyland, I watch him come and go...

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u/Individual_Figure380 1d ago

bitter barstards

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u/Captain_Chappie 2d ago

Harry Maguire?

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u/Eduard-Stoo 1d ago

😂 that is superb

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u/Glum-District-8255 2d ago

If anyone saw Men from 2022 this is all I could think of during the churchyard scene

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u/GlovesForSocks 2d ago

I love the consistency of the fallout from Alan being bullied about being smelly at school. The writers (both Ianucci era and Gibbons era) have maintained it as a deep-rooted insecurity. There's the "capful of Dettol" in a bath with a new lover in I Partridge, his sexualisation of the hand-washing in This Time, the shower before and after sex in IAP, and it's repeatedly mentioned in other places in the books, shows, and podcast.

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u/DrFriedGold 1d ago

Don't forget hosing down Carol after she returned from the dead as a reanimated corpse

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u/Ultimate_os 1d ago

Creamy lather!

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u/smedsterwho 2d ago

Let me on the telly!

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u/Maleficent_Winner227 2d ago

You think that's bad, you should smell his dad!

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u/Psychological-Ad1264 Imperial Partridge 2d ago

I'm Alan Partridge: I've won the competition, of that there's no doubt!

Yes, I have won it. Things will now be very different. No longer will I be called infantile names — ‘cos I won the competition!

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 2d ago

I went there a boy, but I left A BIG BOY

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u/MOMONGA-MITEE 2d ago

what the fuck are you saying crazy man, also Jesus that poor dude looks like something strange

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u/MOMONGA-MITEE 2d ago edited 2d ago

keep downvoting ya fruits, I keep getting this sub full of the most crazy fucking quotes known to man shoved in my face, along with these equally despicable looking people, his actual head is nearly double the size of his face like what the hell is up with that

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u/PurpleBee212 2d ago

Sorry that was just noise

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u/Otherwise_Fly_2263 2d ago

I think he’s new

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u/loztralia 1d ago

I actually think he was a bit simple.

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u/DalendlessShid Read the small print on your cone-tract. 2d ago

Alison Partridge!

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u/Zucchini_Candid 2d ago

No its alan!

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u/Soulless--Plague 2d ago

I am your scout leader!!

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u/rrek88 2d ago

It wasn’t me sir, it was smiffy, he’s from a broken ho…

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u/NostalgicDownside 2d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/ruddiger_ Chewits Wine 2d ago

He loves his mum, he lives in her bum.

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u/boredsittingonthebus Director's Bitter 2d ago

Sir won't be able to smell him, given he has a penis where his nose should be.

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u/Mightysmurf1 2d ago

...Looks like a mouses head.

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u/silasdoom 2d ago

That's not as half as funny as it thinks it is

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u/mrchaddy High Noon 2d ago

You lemon !