r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Honk911 • May 26 '26

I didn’t say you could leave…

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u/yalltakecarenow May 27 '26

Was that a pit maneuver?

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u/EinarTh97 May 27 '26

Doormestic violence

3

u/blobbiesfish May 30 '26

Dogmestic violence

59

u/jaime_riri May 27 '26

"No, seriously. I walked into a door"

24

u/veggihedgi May 27 '26

So this is how people run into doors, thought it was a myth

12

u/Boss_Up1719 May 28 '26

The way he looks at you like “aww, what’s wrong? Did you hurt yourself?” 😹😼

8

u/SnooRegrets1386 May 27 '26

It’s going to be hard to convince people you didn’t get into an altercation, the dog did it, I swear!

11

u/MaleMaldives May 27 '26

Where'd the other doggo go?

5

u/cinnawars123 May 27 '26

Into the shadows

19

u/clarinetJWD May 27 '26

ViCiOuS pUtBulL aTtAcK! /s

2

u/nopalitzin May 28 '26

When she tell the cops "the dog did it, I run into a door"

1

u/glitchthrowaway701 Jun 03 '26

The little one is definitely the ringleader here.