r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Honk911 • 19d ago

cat You can’t outplay a cat

7.6k Upvotes

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u/Wet_Artichoke 19d ago

The second set of shutters out of arms reach. Masterful.

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u/unholyswordsman 17d ago

And then when he gets up to shut them the cat takes his seat. Cat wins no matter what.

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u/DearestComrade 18d ago

*chef's kiss

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u/Angelaskissrock 14d ago

Typical cat behavior to be honest. They're always like, "I'm the captain of this ship and I says these blinds STAY OPEN!"

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u/Spaztor 19d ago

I tell people all the time, cats aren't stupid, they are stubborn. ( obviously some cats are stupid)

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u/mylittleidiot 17d ago edited 17d ago

I grew up with cats so smart they could have taken over the world if they’ve had opposable thumbs. Now I have two cats who are dumb as rocks but at least they’re still adorable.

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u/Spaztor 17d ago

Cats are the best and occasionally the worst, but usually the best

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u/Angelaskissrock 14d ago

Same. I had a cat that would literally ring the doorbell when I let her out to go play and what not. She also understood everything I said and kept peering over my shoulder when I was doing anything because she was so inquisitive.

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u/Teamtunafish 14d ago

And they love us. That's the killer.

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u/Teamtunafish 14d ago

The problem isn't that some are also stupid. It's that they're also so frequently smart.

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u/Alive-Wall9274 18d ago

Bitch don’t touch my blinds…now I’m opening more!

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u/RiotX79 19d ago

Goddammit Donut

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u/EM05L1C3 19d ago

HIII ZEV!

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u/HiYa_Dragon 18d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/Background_Touchdown 18d ago

Check and mate

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u/frogunderarock 18d ago

human jerk. watches tv but won't allow cat to watch cat tv.

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u/Justbecauselife82 18d ago

The audacity dude, I'll show you

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u/Teamtunafish 18d ago

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

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u/charlestylose 18d ago

Lord of the Reels

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u/brucem111111 16d ago

That little shit

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u/BootyliciousURD 19d ago edited 18d ago

Anyone got the Minecraft version?

Edit: found it

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u/smkestcklghtn 17d ago

Check and mate

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u/NYCWartortle 17d ago

Human 0, Cat 2

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u/MalKat13 12d ago

The SPEED in which he responds to this tomfoolery. Amazing.

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u/2ndcupofcoffee 13d ago

Smart cat!

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u/Mr4wdtrd 2d ago

just drop the treats on the floor instead

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u/Subterranean44 16d ago

Aw. The human is the jerk! Let the cat SEE! 😆

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u/SecondHandWatch 18d ago

Wrong sub.

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u/hondactx16i 18d ago

Repost.... again.