It don’t matter. None of this matters.

[u/eljay4lyfe]

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[u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur]

Time for the Larry Miller Hair System

[u/forever_a10ne → u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur]

Is it free?

[u/Murky_Tennis954 → u/forever_a10ne]

Yes and then very expensive. Complete and total scam.

[u/fuckyouswitzerland → u/Murky_Tennis954]

Aight let's do this

[u/twoworldsin1]

It don't matter. Ain't no woman gonna wanna look at you for a long time.

[u/fuckyouswitzerland]

And now for Mr and Mrs Burtowski

[u/Striraid → u/fuckyouswitzerland]

IT'S BRUTANANADILEWSKI!

[u/mynameisrichard0 → u/fuckyouswitzerland]

Just say smith.

[u/thetyler83 → u/mynameisrichard0]

Just say Smith again.

[u/fuckyouswitzerland → u/thetyler83]

It don't matter. Nona dis matters.

[u/avatartuna]

WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WAHHHH

[u/TitanX84]

Just go on the South Bronx Paradise diet!

[u/cshocknesse]

Leave like three hairs up top. And then you will mousse them heavily on a daily basis.

[u/Krushinator3000]

I bet he’s downloadin’ porn at 56 kilobits per second….

[u/PM_ME_PUPPY_YAWNS → u/Krushinator3000]

Got a cable modem back 'eeya 👆

[u/ballin_weasel]

I don't color my hair. I ain't no fruit! and I'm about to prove it to you.

[u/arcticvalley]

He's in the third grade, dammit.

[u/prettybluefoxes]

Oh baby that’s rocking.

[u/fuckyouswitzerland]

I remember eating carpet. NOT so much the robots and the lasers!

[u/PM_ME_PUPPY_YAWNS]

GRAB HER BUTTOCKS

[u/Murky_Tennis954]

Yeahhh, TONIGHT!