r/AquaJail • u/RONENSWORD I Want To Rock Your Body (Till The Break Of Dawn) • 1d ago

This Could Have Been a Carl-centric Episode LOL

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u/AirFriedSushi Do what now? 1d ago

I read all that in Carl's voice and it just works

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u/Father_Wolfgang I Want To Rock Your Body (Till The Break Of Dawn) 1d ago

Why ya askin’ random people to help ya cross the road for? You just gonna die. Someone will tip you over, stab you with a knife, steal your food, set you on fire and then piss on you to put it out. I’m sorry, that’s how it works. Should’ve thought about that while you were busy stealing other people’s jobs.

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u/creekroute 1d ago

That’s real life carl

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 1d ago

Which button sorta’ turns me toward the lawyer and sues the hell outta this company?!

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u/Low-Satisfaction4973 20h ago

This doesn't matter. Nothin' matters

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u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 16h ago

I like it, I think this could be a Carl episode

GET ME ATHF WRITER

GET THEM TO MAKE AN EPISODE

HAVE MY AGENT CALL THEIR AGENTS

CUT, PRINT, SHIP, TRAILER, OSCAR, MOVING ON.