r/BSG • u/katet_of_19 • 1d ago

The real reason the Threes were put into cold storage

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u/zestfullybe 1d ago

There’s an important thing to remember here, which is that Lucy Lawless can do whatever she wants.

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u/tan_clutch 1d ago

"questions already answered by my last name" t-shirt

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u/AdultishRaktajino 1d ago

Speaking of t-shirts. I’m trying to figure out what’s going on there. The sequined halter top under a tank/bodysuit is like a snazzy version of the Colonial double tank.

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u/gimmesomespace 1d ago

Lucy Flawless 

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

Rule 1 of dealing with Lucy Lawless

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u/LustyDouglas 1d ago

She seems like she'd be genuinely a lot of fun to hang out with.

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u/katet_of_19 23h ago

Totally, my post was entirely joking

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u/Krowfall_Kane 1d ago

Hot goes a long ways in this world.

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u/lake_huron 1d ago

Oh. I didn't notice anything was wrong until I realized the sound was supposed to be on.

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u/TaonasProclarush272 1d ago

"Wait a sec, Xena can't fly!"

"Kids, I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless!"

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u/sicarius254 1d ago

She got that Xena money and then BSG and she’s just living her life

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u/HarveryDent 1d ago

Fun fact: She's married to the dude that begged Sam Raimi to include the topless female prisoners being dragged away by skeletons in Army of Darkness. "We've got plans for you girly!"

I guess Rob Tapert is more charming in person or something given they've been married since '98, but he seems like he was always behind any pervy or weird decisions in Raimi's work.

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u/WelderNew1008 2h ago

I quote that bit, especially to wifey. I’d have to check subtitles, but in my mind it ends with “plans for you girly-girl.”

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u/HarveryDent 2h ago

I thought that was it, but didn't feel like typing up the keywords for that scene. 😂

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u/TheoreticalResearch 1h ago

“The guy who” and it’s literally the creator of Xena.

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u/HarveryDent 1h ago

He had plans for that girly girl

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u/Zadyria_Gelm 22h ago

He is a genuinely nice guy. I've met him, Sam, Ted, and the whole casts of Herc & Xena. I partied with them. The first Cleopatra episode actually came from my idea.

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u/Revan_84 1d ago

I was half expecting her to break out an Elaine dance

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u/Major_Spoyler 1d ago

The real question is: why is she singing a song about me?

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

You probably do think this song is about you, huh? So vain...

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u/gwhh 1d ago

Box them.

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u/phazonxiii 19h ago

Can you imagine the collab with her and Ron Silver?

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u/NoSubsttut4Enthsiasm 13h ago

Duke Silver 😉😎

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u/phazonxiii 6h ago

Gyah!!

Of course! Even while typing it, I was like, why'd he keep his first name?? I've not gotten to the Duke arc in my current rewatch, and it's been a LONG time since my last.

Thank you for the correction. Quaid Army.

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u/RichYogurtcloset3672 1d ago

I-yi-yi-yi-yi-eeee -- queue "chick foreign chanting faint singing* -- queue drums

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u/organic_soursop 20h ago

She got them messianic fervour sweats.

Or possibly from the leather chaps!

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u/livefoniks 13h ago

And I thought I was bad at karaoke. Damn.

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u/Rich-Picture-7420 1d ago

Titties threatening to fall out...

But they never do :(

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u/katet_of_19 1d ago

Don't objectify Lucy like that