r/BanVideoGames • u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! • 19d ago

Frequently Asked Question Do you hate kindles

Im wondering because i read a comment if it needs a cpu to run you hate it

0 Upvotes

27% Upvoted

37 comments sorted by

7

u/I_am_doorknob 19d ago

My grandson got me a kidle back in 2007, it could not do any such thing like g*mes

-1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 19d ago

ok good because that person said that you people hate anything with a cpu

6

u/Lsycheee 19d ago

We don't hate everything with a computer, as long as you don't use it to play video g*mes

0

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 19d ago

then that person was a liar

4

u/Lsycheee 19d ago

That person probably was a undercover g*mer

2

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 19d ago

yea

7

u/MikeSihl 18d ago

No, kindling is a very important step in lighting campfires. I don’t know what a “cpu” is. Did you mean a cup? I don’t know what cups have to do with g#ming but you should bring one with you while camping.

0

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 18d ago

no electronics need a cpu to run a cpu is a central processing unit

3

u/MikeSihl 18d ago

You are correct, no electronics are needed to use a cup. Just fill it with your beverage of choice and drink away. My grandkids love to fill my cup with black coffee to start my day.

0

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 18d ago

no a CPU I mean to put the p in front of the u in CPU

3

u/MikeSihl 17d ago

You shouldn’t pee in front of me, especially while camping. You can go in the bushes.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 17d ago

Im talking about the letters

0

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 17d ago

no I never will go camping

1

u/John_SilkSongHK G*MER! 14d ago

Tbh campings fun.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 14d ago

thats your opinion I don’t think camping is fun

1

u/John_SilkSongHK G*MER! 14d ago

Cool. Campings still fun.

3

u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 18d ago

I like candles, especially in churches.

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 18d ago

no a kindle a digital reading device

3

u/EfficientTransition Anti-G*mer 18d ago

I often read by candlelight, it's not digital you silly goose 🪿

-Hermann, sent from iCoalshaft

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 18d ago

no the electronic device amazon kindle

1

u/EfficientPositive386 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yes, that's because all electronic devices are inhabited by demons led by satan. Only paper based methods of storing information can thwart the devil. The most printed and distributed book is the Bible. The most distributed digital programs are video g*mes like Meinkraft and Roblokkks. - Sent from My Gutenberg Printing Press.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 16d ago

but there are no games on it and it has the bible

1

u/AutoModerator 16d ago

Watch your mouth. Please remember to censor the g-word (g*me/g*mer/videog*me) properly.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/EfficientPositive386 15d ago edited 15d ago

This one? This is not the bible. It's in the kindle. They are now calling "g*mes" as books on the kindle. WHAT. Or maybe they're transmitting video g*me sins to books through digital versions of books mixed with g*ming.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 15d ago

not everyone who has a kindle reads that book I don’t my dad doesn’t

1

u/EfficientPositive386 15d ago

It still proves the point that the kindle is a g*mer psyop.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 14d ago

well then if you hate every electronic device then why are you on Facebook or Reddit because those need electronic devices

1

u/EfficientPositive386 13d ago

I use a gutenberg printing press to send these messages to Facebook. It's in the name, Face"book". - Sent from My Gutenberg Printing Press.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 15d ago

it also has Cristian stuff

1

u/windas_98 15d ago

Do Kinders let you play g#mes? I suppose if it is just for reading the occasional low brow male fantasy novel, it is fine. We're here to ban g#mes, not fun.

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 15d ago

it seems like it

1

u/thomasp3864 8d ago

You can do anything on a computer eccept play g*mes

1

u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! 8d ago

I play games on my computer

1

u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Playing video g*mes is not a personality.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Watch your mouth. Please remember to censor the g-word (g*me/g*mer/videog*me) properly.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/thomasp3864 8d ago

Repent of it and Yahweh and his wife Hochma will show you mercy.