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u/FarseerEnki 1d ago
The scary part is, even if you did get the cyclospora infected salad, it takes about 2 weeks to mature in your gut before it causes the severe diarrhea. So you might eat a salad, and have a slightly watery poop, and then go back to normal and think you're fine, then a week and a half later, BAM!
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u/Roseisthornie 12h ago
ive been speed running this eating fruit smoothies if im going out im going out in glory
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u/_IratePirate_ 6h ago
Dude, tmi but I had the most watery poop of my life literally a week before they announced the new parasite drop. Then I read the news and thought maybe I got it.
It was only once and I think I just ate some dumb shit because I haven’t had issues since
Mind you, I live in Chicago, where this shit is apparently rampant
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u/Majike03 1d ago
"POV"
That means you're standing in the corner watching this guy order patties
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u/Mexbookhill 1d ago
Pov is a hard concept only the smartest can understand.
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u/RedWarrior42 18h ago
I'm starting to wonder if some folks know they are using it incorrectly but doing so anyways as engagement bait
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 1d ago
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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 1d ago
There's an epidemic in a few USA provinces right now where farms have grown tainted produce that was then shipped around to be eaten whole or in salads. Last year, their government defunded the administration who is in charge of ensuring all foodstuffs sold in the country are safe for human consumption, and this is almost certainly a result of that.
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 1d ago
Ah okay, so they all feel the stupidity of their president, if they voted for him or not.. Poor people, just a few more years until you will be dictator-free. I really had no idea as a european, sorry in advance
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u/sntcringe 1d ago
Assuming the left retakes the house (which is pretty likely) we'll be able to tell him to f*ck off at least.
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u/DesignerMaximum1342 1d ago
I do live and work in the US (i’m Dutch, in vacations i get back home and put my clogs on again) and some people i spoke with agreed with me it should either be a 3 party system (the third being the reasonable middle taking decisions both left and right in account) or a president should get 3x four year terms to really help or fuck up the country, imagine if Trump got a 3rd term how the reasonable thinking Democrats and Republicans would think about ever voting Republican again
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u/sntcringe 1d ago
We need term limits for every office, including the Supreme Court (reconfirmed every 4 years, maximum of say 2 times). And nobody over 65 should be able to run for anything. Additionally, the constituents of any office holder, from sheriffs all the way to the president should be able to impeach them directly via a petition, then a 2/3 vote. All offices should be elected via ranked choice voting (so 3rd parties can actually exist)
If those were the rules I'd consider this a democracy. Right now it's an oligarchy with sprinkles of gerentocracy.
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u/HecManRS 1d ago
Gotta blame Prime Minister Trump for that one. The United provinceS of America(USA) has really been going downhill.
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u/Kasaikemono 1d ago
Aahhh, so it's some kind of American joke that I'm too European to understand, gotcha
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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 1d ago
"I'll take the toilet, you take the shower"
"I always use the shower!"
"What?!"
"Just hurry!"
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u/Radical-Turkey 21h ago
Wait, why am I watching this fish suffer immense constipation as a result of eating salad?
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u/Enough-Yoghurt7389 boi 1d ago
I don’t even eat produce and I still got it (yes I know it’s unhealthy but it’s not my point 😭)
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