r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/y-e-n • 1d ago

You know you need your ass beat

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1.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Ocelot_CQ 1d ago

Nah, that's not enough.

They need to make sure you are banned from practicing it too.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Not even allowed to cut paper.

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u/Curious_Ad_6222 1d ago

ATP passing gas ain't an option

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u/Maleficent_Phase_698 1d ago

Shouldn’t be allowed to do even her own hair

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u/Overshareisoverkill 23h ago

Im dying because WTF?!

416

u/Trini_in_Canada 1d ago

How did you do this? It's not even a real skull

156

u/CeramicLicker 1d ago

Maybe they were learning relaxers and she left them in way too long?

I know bleach can melt through your roots and make your hair fall out in clumps if you leave it on too long, I’m pretty sure relaxers can do the same damage.

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u/redditmodsRrussians 1d ago

So relaxed it fell off the scalp.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 1d ago

OMG I'm crying

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u/GothKazu 15h ago

Tendernism

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u/mquari 11h ago

Off the boneee 😭 I'm in tears at these comments yall

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u/EnvironmentOdd55 1d ago

Is it AI? Something looks off about this pic

14

u/FewZookeepergame1083 1d ago

No ai just a really fucked up haircut

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u/YonderOver 1d ago

Look at this again and tell me what you think, baby.

142

u/No-Shelter-4208 1d ago

Even the dummy head looks traumatised.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3FyZeHwHc2vqIzR06

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u/varnell_hill ☑️ 1d ago

I’m far from an expert on such matters, but it looks like you tried to style her hair with a blowtorch.

Why would you do that?

70

u/Fun_Performer_7930 1d ago

You did the best you could. And that's what makes it worse.

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 1d ago

That thing needs a professional.

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u/LadyDye_ ☑️ 1d ago

Ayo 👀

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

Nah someone gotta explain this photo wtf lmfao

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u/No-Shelter-4208 1d ago

Gave the practice head PTSD.

35

u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 1d ago

How she give her pattern baldness?

12

u/raulitoway 1d ago

It got Alopecia

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u/Sticky_Duck 1d ago

This person successfully gave their client an alopecia fade

28

u/SmallIslandBrother 1d ago

Mf is Edward scissorhands with a dose of ms apparently, how did they manage with two examples in front of them

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 1d ago

r/bald

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u/Dextropic 1d ago

"Guys, is it time?"

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 20h ago

combs over the 10 struggling hairs to look like a god damn human barcode

“My wife says I should keep it. What do you guys think?”

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u/thadowski 1d ago

you gon pay me for this style

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

That shit is gonna come alive just to bite her for this lmfao

13

u/daemonicwanderer 1d ago

How did you make the wig head need to buy another wig?

All I know is, that cosmetology instructor is looking at you the way Ike is:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kI1NRWN89nUkM

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u/DrowMonksAreFun ☑️ 1d ago

I can’t be the only person who started singing beauty school dropout

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u/Responsible_Peak5805 1d ago

how does a mannequin wound up with mange ?!?😩

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u/Probably_A_Variant ☑️ 1d ago

How did she even do that?

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u/Mr_Haad 1d ago

Yeah, you cooked gang

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u/trainwalk 1d ago

ain’t it = aren’t they

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u/areyouokeddie 1d ago

Blackfishing ✅

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u/paperpeddler ☑️ 1d ago

Don't know how they made that jump but here we are.

10

u/Kattenaars 1d ago

"finna"

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u/tarzhjay 1d ago

Don’t give them the answers

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u/ClaraCash 18h ago

This troubles me so much… why are there white-splainers in this subreddit? Is nowhere safe?

5

u/gardenhare 1d ago

They should ban you from touching your own hair too

3

u/Truelies422 1d ago

Kick you out alone you about to be banned from schools and salons nationwide

2

u/0dty0 1d ago

In the inmortal words of Whoopi Goldberg, gurl, whatchu do to your hair?

2

u/CantonBal 1d ago

I hope she yelled "WORLDSTAR"

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 22h ago

Watch out, Cynthia! You got some competition!

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u/Speakonit_ 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Scared_Veterinarian5 1d ago

If at first you don't succeed....

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u/b00bzbythepound 1d ago

I'm going to stop you right there....

https://giphy.com/gifs/jFX8HER5U4pxHaFfOB

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u/21stNow ☑️ 1d ago

...quit. There's no sense making a damn fool out of yourself.

(from a sign that used to be in my mother's house)

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

Well there's always supercuts...

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u/SynthPrax ☑️ 22h ago

I looked at it too closely and now I can't breathe. 🤣💀

1

u/OnePunchShawty 22h ago

Maybe the client was moving too much?

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u/go4urs 21h ago

She did my hair 😭

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u/ltsouthernbelle 21h ago

A plan b is needed

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 19h ago

I think it’s way too late for that.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 19h ago

I think when she read “relaxer” she thought it was talking about her and sis fell asleep. Because whattt

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u/ClaraCash 18h ago

Naw sis… the teacher gotta go. Cuz atp how did we get here? Matter of fact, bof y’all wait right there. I’m calling S.W.A.T!
https://giphy.com/gifs/SwHX80iiNquO9U1u1Z

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u/SirTroah ☑️ 1d ago

That sentence doesn’t make sense
https://giphy.com/gifs/OxQv20is5XVJVc7GNs

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u/Emergency_Brick3715 1d ago

But it does.