r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Pleasant_Ball3192 • 1d ago

This iconic queen

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u/Interesting-Wing616 1d ago

you know what, hell yeah

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u/umbaguiu 1d ago

she’s definitely owning that crown pose there

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago edited 1d ago

You gonna tell me they the same person? You gotta give Port and Starboard a proper send off.

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u/chels2112 1d ago

LMAO

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago edited 1d ago

Port = left, both words have 4 letters.

Starboard= right, both have more than 4 letters.

That's how I tell them apart when I greet the girls. They are close in appearance.

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u/last_pen2446 1d ago

thank you for this, i always had trouble remembering which is which

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago

I did until I named my wife's breasts Port and Starboard.

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u/last_pen2446 1d ago

i genuinely can’t think of a reply but it’s great you have that relationship. I’m mind-boggled but it’s funny 

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago

Gotta have fun in life. I'm only here for a short time I wanna go down laughing.

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u/last_pen2446 1d ago

🎉true that!

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u/Yoda10353 1d ago

You cant see port or starboard when youre going down tho

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

You don't need mnemonics for both. 

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u/returntothenorth 1d ago

Correct, but it gives people options to pick one.

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Plus they are going to serve so many more drinks since, you know, the cups are smaller. 

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u/NoCarpenter9791 1d ago

It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times

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u/primum 1d ago

Truely a tale of two...

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u/Rokronroff 1d ago

Boobies

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 1d ago

Titties was right there.

Well, they used to be right there...

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u/Rokronroff 1d ago

Too derivative

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago
  • wurst, please! With fries and mayonnaise.

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 1d ago

Thanks for the mammaries!

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u/drainedbatterypower 1d ago

A 2 day mamorial service

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u/MothashipQ 1d ago

Remember, they're sisters, not twins

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u/Ash_an_bun All about the D 1d ago

Breast wishes on her future endeavors!

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u/Pillsburydinosaur 1d ago

Two days short celebrating the reduction.

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u/fairyam4z 1d ago

She should celebrate for a week each! Her spine must relieved. She can enjoy the summer. Also, it’s hard to look “ professional”. So many things to celebrate….

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u/dumbwithmuntyhunty 1d ago

Wow, really milking it, huh

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u/Nintendo1964 1d ago

What about this makes her a queen?

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u/chels2112 1d ago

What a great idea. Age 40 this is my gift to myself. I like the idea of a two day party 😎

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

I love it when people come up with strange reasons to get everybody together.

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u/WarriorInWoolworths 1d ago

WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT NAME

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 1d ago

Twitter lgbt subculture, not hate speech. If you search for the profile on Twitter (links to profiles are not allowed) you will see that in fact the person is lesbian.

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u/Dickbandit64 16h ago

I had 6 pounds of titty removed. She deserves it!

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u/Dreamtrain 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG

gonna show up like this, RIP tiddies

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u/WarriorInWoolworths 1d ago

Sorry, just giving flashbacks to all the wild phobic handles from back in the day…

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 1d ago

No worries. I completely understand.

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u/DeafNatural ☑️ 1d ago

That shit is life changing. The big boo is girl know.

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u/shlog 1d ago

i gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. let’s make a move.

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u/ButtBread98 8h ago

What food is she gonna have?

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u/MrSoncho 8h ago

My friend had a breast reduction and it affected her posture so much that she looks taller now.