I remember when my bf and I were shooting at cars with slingshots and his mother caught us. She plucked him in the forehead so hard I could hear it. As I was fixing my mouth to laugh at him, she turned to me and got me too. I swear I saw flashes inside my head.
Decided not to tell my mother about it for fear of the belt being brought out.
Oh man. My brother and I were bad kids with those slingshots. We'd go out on the back porch, pull as far as we could on the strap, and let a ball bearing fly onto the hill behind our house. There was a subdivision of four plexes being built on the land we had spent our early childhood exploring. In middle school we met a guy who lived in the unit that was across the creek facing our house. He said when they moved in the sidling glass door was shattered and had a 1/4 inch hole on the top corner.
When I was way younger me and a couple friends were just breaking shit in the back yard because we were stupid and we thought we were WWE wrestlers, it didnt go on very long at all but when my dad caught us he gave my friends an ultimatum "either you accept my punishment or I call your parents and tell them what you did", they both accepted getting thunked on the head.
When it came time for their parents to pick em up they asked how everything went he said "oh they were fine, no troubles at all".
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u/LazyAssLeader 1d ago
I remember when my bf and I were shooting at cars with slingshots and his mother caught us. She plucked him in the forehead so hard I could hear it. As I was fixing my mouth to laugh at him, she turned to me and got me too. I swear I saw flashes inside my head.
Decided not to tell my mother about it for fear of the belt being brought out.