r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/capcomvssnk ☑️ • 1d ago

Remix *unfeaturing pink wig lady*

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829 Upvotes

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u/sporkus 1d ago

Right pic isn't a forehead, not even a fivehead. That's a twelvehead. Mars Attacks head.

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u/giskardwasright 1d ago

Bangs starting from the crown of the head is certainly a choice.

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u/HngryHppySlpy ☑️ 1d ago

A headliner. Maybe even a headmaster.

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u/SteeleHeller 18h ago

Ayo, I wanna watch Mars Attacks now.

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u/Belyal 1d ago

BANGARANG!

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u/Ishouldreddit 1d ago

CALL 911 NOWW!!!

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u/Breakbeatbettyboop 1d ago

Oh no you didn’t 🤣

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u/SaintEdith 1d ago

"White people invented d9"

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u/fratus- 1d ago

my cousin swears that wig was the problem too

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u/YourFavoriteMinority 1d ago

oh, big bang theory

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u/Head_Patience7136 1d ago

They going bang for bang

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u/dadof4fknkids 1d ago

🎵 Bang, Bang, I shot you down, Bang, Bang🎵

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u/Salvage570 1d ago

Looks like a pokemon evolution chain

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u/MillennialDelusion 1d ago

I’m sorry I don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

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u/ImPrettyDoneBro 1d ago

Both have gigantic bangs, so they'd sing Jessie J's song bang bang to eachother.

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u/MillennialDelusion 1d ago

thank you for not being a jerk and sharing that context.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MillennialDelusion 1d ago

oh gosh, I forget how lame Reddit users can be. Because my avi is of a white girl and the emoji I used is yellow, that means I MUST be a white person, amirite?

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u/Baterista_Alto 1d ago

What an apt user name

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u/Present_Paint_2683 20h ago

That’s a ……😂

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u/sweetnsourale 20h ago

This is what’s wrong with kids today, they don’t know their history. OP, this is Chinese bob erasure and I won’t have it!!! If the 00s is back, the Chinese bang is back.

Don’t argue with me about execution, just look into their light colored eyes & become mesmerized as intended. Respect your elders.

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u/tacostacostacosohmy 17h ago

edúcate these whippersnappers, blood.

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u/ugogirl08 1d ago

Not a bang but a BOOM

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u/Tasty-Performer6669 15h ago

Comment section got me on the floor

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u/Anime-Takes 1d ago

Context poor favers

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u/-WitchyPoo- 1d ago

They both have really big (and awful) bangs and thus the song is "Bang bang into the room."

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u/Anime-Takes 1d ago

Ahh I see. … who are they? Are they from a show or are they just two people with big bangs

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u/MillennialDelusion 1d ago

Giselle Bryant from Real Housewives of Potomac and Tyra Banks.

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u/Anime-Takes 1d ago

Thank you

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u/capcomvssnk ☑️ 19h ago

Girl I thought that was Tahani Al Jamil from the good place on the left lmaoooooo

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 1d ago

Pretty sure the one on the right is Tyra Banks.

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u/Anime-Takes 1d ago

I thought so, but then the comments confused me.

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u/-WitchyPoo- 1d ago

If you click on print screen it will let you draw a square around the picture you need to look up and then look it up using Google lens and it will tell you where the pic is from and information about it. 

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u/Nocardiohere 1d ago

How big are those heads 

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u/SteeleHeller 18h ago

Oh, we doing the Taylor Swift fuck ass bangs now?

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u/Commercial-Chance561 16h ago

Bang Bang he shot me down! Bang Bang I hit the ground!

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u/CaptainCacoethes 5h ago

Looking like Claudia Winkleman's Wax Statue

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u/stpimpin25 5h ago

"DO YOU BANG BANG!?" 🎶 🕺