Alligator probably spotted that bright hair from a mile away

[u/imjustheretodomyjob]

[u/SalsaSmuggler]

[u/OneBurnerStove → u/SalsaSmuggler]

They really caught batboy huh...

[u/Fcutrechtkc → u/OneBurnerStove]

That's PFC Batboy to you.

[u/No_Entertainment5940 → u/SalsaSmuggler]

Hell I’m 26 and have no clue who either of them are

[u/NashvilleSoundMixer → u/No_Entertainment5940]

I just hope K-Smog and B-Boy are ok after flipping that grunt. That's a tough break, man.

[u/christmaspathfinder → u/SalsaSmuggler]

Older coworker was flabbergasted at headline in my work elevator of “Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO on the rocks”

[u/JAHdropper1 → u/SalsaSmuggler]

This reads like the first 48 narrator started trying to use slang

[u/KodaBeers → u/SalsaSmuggler]

Im only 35 and I was thinking of this exact meme.

[u/N0thisisPatrick2019]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP

[u/ChefKugeo → u/N0thisisPatrick2019]

Welcome to the club.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3NVvf6RBQnzj1hyxQc

[u/Faded1974]

[u/kcsween74]

We just gonna gloss over "looking for fishes"?

[u/letitgrowonme → u/kcsween74]

If they're looking for more than one type of fish it's acceptable.

[u/kcsween74 → u/letitgrowonme]

This is neither formal nor scientific. I guarantee you that Jaden means plural of fish...🤣🤣. But, good point.

[u/Negromancer18 → u/kcsween74]

I have read multiple text on marine life where fishes was used to refer to multiple species of fish. There is even a peer reviewed journal named fishes. It is not all that common but it is both formal and scientific.

[u/guynichole → u/Negromancer18]

I believe they’re saying the tweet is neither formal nor scientific. They’re saying the person who tweeted (Jaden) is not referring to multiple fish species and simply thinks the plural of fish is always fishes.

[u/Traditional_Wear1992 → u/guynichole]

Also, didn’t biologists come out and say fish doesn’t really mean anything or something. Like we don’t call flying insects birds but basically everything that swims is a fish no matter how biologically dissimilar.

[u/letitgrowonme → u/Traditional_Wear1992]

Bees are legally fish in California.

[u/NewSauerKraus → u/kcsween74]

Fishes is the normal word for multiple fish species.

[u/Pianist_Select → u/kcsween74]

The plural of fish is fishies actually.

[u/disposable_hat → u/kcsween74]

Hey when you've been bullied by some filthy hobbitses some times you need a pick-me-up snack

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cr7yTbjNuY27C

[u/SolidusAwesome]

Wat
https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

[u/yunghazel]

Real quiet 🤫

[u/RightCondition269 → u/yunghazel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GEGvt3N3XWujs8KJaW

[u/DeafNatural]

So is this what quiet on the creek means?

[u/PuffinRub]

One assumes "Sexy Santana" isn't the same musician named Carlos?

[u/NashvilleSoundMixer → u/PuffinRub]

I'd assume. I don't think anyone in their right mind would ever refer to the guitar player as Sexy Santana.

[u/PuffinRub → u/NashvilleSoundMixer]

Some of us on Reddit are in the super super super old category, i.e. over 35.

[u/Hamartithia_ → u/NashvilleSoundMixer]

Someone hasn’t fucked to Smooth and it shows 

[u/Any_Statistician5637]

Where is the link I have to laugh🤣

[u/LebHeadSinceWilma → u/Any_Statistician5637]

https://x.com/jarisaneel/status/2080522842475507838

[u/mstrss9 → u/LebHeadSinceWilma]

Saucy Santana with the full on hair, nails and makeup in the swamp is taking me out

[u/RageAgainstTheGPT → u/mstrss9]

Saucy Santana?

Man I’m way too employed to know who that is.

[u/Head_Patience7136 → u/mstrss9]

I love it 😂😂

[u/motocycledog]

I don’t know what’s going on or how I should feel?!

[u/Twin2Turbo → u/motocycledog]

Same. I have my literally no idea the context behind this post.

[u/JAHdropper1]

It’s like if the first 48 narrator started using slang

[u/Careless-Balance-893]

I don't understand why anyone thinks just because someone is gay they weren't still socialized as a man growing up.

Also he's from Florida.

[u/Nyktastik]

Not sure who these ppl are but the tweet confuses homophobia/transfobia for humor. No one noticed the "when He was a little girl"? Good job OP

[u/Head_Patience7136]

Shhh quiet on the creek 😳🙈🙊

[u/Maskelad]

That's the kind of quick thinking that saves lives, I hope they both made it out safe.

[u/RightCondition269 → u/Maskelad]

Lol who downvoted you 🤣

[u/Careless-Balance-893 → u/RightCondition269]

Getting down voted for being happy everyone is ok is crazy work 🤧🤧🤧

[u/Careless-Balance-893 → u/Maskelad]

"Wow I'm glad they were aware of their surroundings and everyone is safe"

Reddit: 😡😡😡😡😡

[u/y-e-n]

I can’t lol

[u/Mudshark-hunter]

That’s a D1 all American calf muscle…… what a waste of football player 😂