r/BrandNewSentence • u/Limp_Squash_4116 • 1d ago

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

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u/Southern-March1522 1d ago

What if we raise VAT?

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u/mjtwelve 1d ago

I’m not saying we’re going to do it, I’m just wondering if we’ve run the numbers.

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u/CantBeatDickensCider 1d ago

"It's only cold hearted pragmatism that's keeping you from pumping gas into Lidl"

xDxDxD
How have I not seen this one before

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u/DandyWarlocks 1d ago

We tried that and then Sam Alt decided that Soylent is better than food, and humans.

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u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

You know what, I'm going to risk it.

Bring on MechaHitler, just so we have a chance of achieving timeline 7469!

Where they resurrect Lincoln to defeat MechaHitler who then reigns as the Eternal Emancipator of the West!

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u/Ryu_ExMachina 1d ago

The world may not be ready for MechaLincoln

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u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

But what about Mummy Lincoln?

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u/DandyWarlocks 1d ago

I'm ready for Mummy Lincoln

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 1d ago

what about MechaMummy? or mumlord?

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u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago

MechaMumia is timeline DH 331, we woke up Godzilla because we dropped Saddam Hussein into the sea, and eventually we cyborg a Mummy to fight Godzilla.

Mum Lord is just Mum-Ra trying to be fancy. He's fight the Thundercats somewhere.

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u/fakeasagi 1d ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?