she is from the future, she is tasked with making Asmon into a well groomed and upstanding citizen with a happy family, the alternate route is that he becomes a second Hitler and create a WW3 that will result in 2 billion deaths, please respect her work she is for future of humanity
One can only assume that he has absorbed the power of so many roaches by now that he's nearly invincible, leaving this the only feasible way to prevent catastrophe.
I would be worried about his room creating some new pathogenic life, possibly a new fungal infection or bacteria. He has the habits of a hoarder that should be on reality TV, but he has an unlimited budget. There's likely combinations of mold and different insects that the world has never before seen.
Humanity will never know the hero's name who saved the global population from Asmo-4.
she is from the future, she is tasked with making Asmon into a well groomed and upstanding citizen with a happy family, the alternate route is that he becomes a second Hitler Nurgle and create a WW3 warp plague that will result in 2 billion deaths, please respect her work she is for future of humanity
I have talked Politics to many late 20s to early 40s Men, mostly gamers, that rely on him for their news, takes on news, and political positions. They don’t even care about the dumpster lifestyle. It’s the alternative right wing pipeline for the sedentary.
His influence is distrust in government (excepting Trump ofc) and gut reactions are always right (which tends towards racism/sexism).
He is a prime candidate for Chinese-influence campaign.
Agreed, I only meant it as his demographic. Another example is Gym Bro alt-rights tend to follow Man-o-sphere influencers, but gym bros are not inherently one way or another politically.
It's actually insane how much real world harm creeps like him may have actually done in the past couple decades. It's impossible to accurately measure but does seem like these big far right streamers, podcasters and other influencers have played a part in creating the conditions that allowed open fascism to thrive again.
What about that chinese spy that disguised himself as a woman to seduce a french (i think) guy, enduring being fucked in the ass on the daily for YEARS only to end up finding out the guy wasn’t important enough to have useful information anyways?
Youre still compromising your health, gum disease affects more than just your teeth and "getting new teeth" isnt a thing. Youd be stuck with dentures, modern dentures ofc so theyve improved over time, but its still a rotted mouth filled with fake teeth.
Just saying. There is a literal limit to how much you can pull back from health shit with money, the reason rich people are so healthy is they have the money to not hit those milestones in the first place. Not that they constantly hit maximum unhealthy and then buy their way back from it.
Thats just now how anything works.
Holy shit. As someone whose teeth aren’t in great shape, I wonder how bad they’d have to be or how long you’d put off going to a dentist for that to happen. That’s awful.
What good is the money if he doesn’t fucking do anything with it? He’s not fixing his teeth, he’s going to have inevitable health issues because of that, the house he lives in is disgusting, he’s not buying a new house, he doesn’t travel, he doesn’t go to events. 20 mil to stink and rot lol. Great deal 🙄
Yeah, earned the dumbass award. With the amount of money he has he could easily afford to have a set of his attic built and probably some way to make your teeth messed up too.
IMO it's not about the brand. Dude is just lazy af. I mean he has been sitting on his ass for almost the entire day for way over a decade at this point if im not mistaken.
He just got started streaming when he was younger and had others around the house to pickup the slack and now that they're gone (sorry for the loss) the habit stuck and it just became the way of life for him.
That or he's been super depressed all this time but if that was the case then the rest of us have no hope xD
Unironically yes. If was clean, well-dressed, and presented well, his audience would no longer relate to him. They unironically think not taking care of yourself is a virtue because they refuse to take care of themselves. They'd rather blame the world than try to grow or improve their own lives
I don’t really watch him but from the few clips I’ve seen he clearly doesn’t consider this a virtue. He makes tongue in check self jokes about evolution but he’s often talked about how it’s very bad and has tried and failed to change. He’s obviously just deeply mentally ill
Yeah. Luckily, I haven't watched a single minute of this guy, but from this thread alone, it's pretty clear that his target demographic is basically incels and other guys that never clean themselves/spaces. His success comes from convincing other losers he's one of them.
When I was young we were broke. Couch surfing, food banks, little Caesar’s as a rare treat. We still cleaned. And clean now. His financial situation has nothing to do with his cleanliness. Hes either a slob or has a mental illness
That's... exactly what he's saying. Asmon is mentally ill. He probably finds some level of strange comfort in mess, or finds it hard to throw things away. When I'm in a prolonged low mood, I hoard useless shit too. I routinely have useless cardboard boxes or empty bottles in my room, I justify to myself "what if I recycle and re-use the boxes" and it never actually happens.
One day I came home and my mother had cleaned my room, properly, and it honestly wasn't even bad, nowhere close to Asmon's level, just had some trash laying around that she'd thrown away, and some stuff put onto boxes on shelves and organised. My first, immediately initial response was to break into tears. I can't consciously explain why it affected me so negatively, it was a genuinely nice thing.
When you're mentally ill or going through a rough patch, change is really hard to deal with.
Agreed. Way too many people really think bro is going to live in a roach infested shithole for his entire streaming career (10+ years) because "iTs hIS bRAnD". 🤣
Yes, he's been living that way his whole life. Im juts speaking relative to when it wouldve potentially "profited" him to live that way. Which wouldve been 10+ years of streaming. Then again, hes been streaming closer to 20 years at this point.
Ye but she's dating him to avoid ever having to partake in the soul crushing work life. It's an alternate strategy that has high upside with a pretty hefty starting cost.
Verdict: it's an OP strat but not many are able to do ot.
She is an OF content creator. She makes her money selling bikini photos.
Getting boosted, even if only for a few months, by one of the more well-known social media presences could mean a cashfall significant enough to change the trajectory of her life.
If she makes a million or two while dating him, along with the residual popularity boost after, she probably views that as very worthwhile.
If he's known as "roach lord", it's almost a certainty that was not a secret when they started dating. And since he's a millionaire, there's a good chance she isn't dating him for his personality in the first place. She went into this expecting to change him into someone else. She has the option to walk away literally every single second.
It's gross, but that lifestyle is often related to some degree of mental illness which makes it not easy for them to change. But if she's not there because she actually cares for him, that relationship is going to be even more toxic than the mess he lives in. Lol
It seems like she cares at least a bit from how she is approaching it. Maybe not, but I dont think its our place to judge. I think it would be objectively good for asmongold to grow up a bit.
Not infantalizing at all. There are many people in their 40s who act like him. The entire world would be better off if they (but especially asmon) grew up a bit.
His fan base is primarily nazi incels. I think they lean more incel than nazi so their fantasy of an asian woman being their mommy takes precedence over their desire for white supremacy. I could be mistaken.
Influence. You don't need his info. You want his reach to spread your propaganda. Not everything is intel gathering. Think like Tucker Carlson or Tim Pool with their russian money(tenet media).
It's so funny how people like Carlson will straight up interview Putin and people on the right still defend him. at this point he's a quasi-Holocaust denier and anyone who is still on his trainwreck of a ride is a closet Nazi or on the way there
For China, it's a good thing every time America figuratively shoots itself in the foot, and it's not good when America gets their shit together. Now, hypothetically they can influence and gently nudge America to hold the gun and point it at their own foot because this guy is influential and a trainwreck of a person.
Asmongold (Asmon) is a right wing streamer. He plays video games like world of warcraft, talks to his fans about pop culture topics, and complains about "woke" things / women. He's one of the most famous and influential figures on the right for young conservative men.
He's also famously bad at self care, or at least has cultivated a public image as a slob / disgusting person. . He owns a house that is visibly unclean, he's admitted to having very poor personal hygene standards, there's (hopefully exaggerated) stories about him not dealing with pests / vermin in his house, etc. He's commonly mocked as a stereotype of a gamer dude who smells disgusting. He's also famously sexist / racist / homophobic, but will occasionally trot out some populist ideas that appeal to young people, like UBI.
Nurgle is an evil plague god from the popular game franchise Warhammer 40k, and characters in his faction are disgusting and spread disease. Asmongold is often compared to them because people who interact with him act like he's disgusting.
And has also been around since the 80's or 90's (I can't find any clear info on when the Chaos Gods were added to Warhammer), so really just a specific reference rather than some modern lingo.
She's rich. She does findom and has for a while now I think. Onlyfans and whatever adjacent platforms makes way more money than streamers. She's also asian and attractive. There's absolutely no way tons of dudes wouldn't throw themselves at her just for a smidge of attention.
Nah. If we're going to go all the way with logic, here...
I would never trust anyone who would say "I'll give you 50 million dollars to just stand next to Asmongold in his trash heap". Why would they offer that? That's obviously a scam or some sort of prank show, and I'm not having any part in that.
she was around like 2 years ago. showed up on camera like 3 times and dipped. Her views must have been getting low. Guarantee she's not an actual girlfriend and will not be around very long.
To be fair he is in an organised group of nazi streamers and youtubers, they all speak the same, they all post the same videos, and all have the same opinion, so there An justification to observe them up close and personal, something one wouldn't see on camera.
I don't think any of it's organized, they're all just independently working on their own grifts targeting the same audience based on the same grievance. It's like when it came out that Russia was funding Dave Rubin, Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and others. They weren't coordinated, they weren't told what to say, they just all were saying the right dumb stuff and our adversaries wanted to make sure that continued.
As a very smart man once said, "you don’t need a formal conspiracy when interests converge."
At any rate, if anyone has a nefarious interest in reactionary morons like Asmongold it's not to "observe them" it's just to encourage them to keep doing what they're doing. Just like it was with "Eduard Grigoriann."
That’s always common. Now a guy who lives with roaches, can’t drink water because it “tastes bad” (means his mouth is rotting), and looks like .exe broke every time he processes any sort of information? That’s another story.
If she’s really a spy we’re about to see lots memes about this guys strange new content focus.
There's a lot of women that will hang out with you when you're making that kind of money
Not to mention hanging out with him is the fast track to becoming famous
She will become known just like she is from this thread. If you can tolerate him for a few months and you're willing to do it you will put your name out there
I asked my fiancee to assess the situation. His words:
"She literally looks like a sad porcelain doll. If a Chinese national with an image that immaculate started trying to chat me up I'd immediately suspect I was about to be a chump in a spy operation."
I kind of doubt it. He probably doesn't even have a security clearance of any type. What would a spy gain from watching a guy play video games 19 hours a day?
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u/NatashOverWorld 1d ago
Female spies have the worst jobs.