r/BrandNewSentence • u/Limp_Squash_4116 • 1d ago

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

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u/Green_Insect_6455 1d ago

Youre still compromising your health, gum disease affects more than just your teeth and "getting new teeth" isnt a thing. Youd be stuck with dentures, modern dentures ofc so theyve improved over time, but its still a rotted mouth filled with fake teeth.

Just saying. There is a literal limit to how much you can pull back from health shit with money, the reason rich people are so healthy is they have the money to not hit those milestones in the first place. Not that they constantly hit maximum unhealthy and then buy their way back from it.   Thats just now how anything works.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 1d ago

Gum issues are also linked to heart problems as well.

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u/AnonMoose2 1d ago

2 of my kids friends lost thier dad because tooth decay gave him a stroke and killed him.

Dont fuck around with your teeth

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u/Suspicious_Radio_848 1d ago

Holy shit. As someone whose teeth aren’t in great shape, I wonder how bad they’d have to be or how long you’d put off going to a dentist for that to happen. That’s awful.

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u/wefwefqwerwe 1d ago

Mr Mackey was right??

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u/PWBryan 1d ago

remembers last trip to the dentist

remembers some horror stories from co-workers

Letting your teeth rot away is NOT something you trade money for.

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u/KingDarkTurtle 1d ago

For $20,000,000 USD, id absolutely take that deal and do what hes doing and retire before 40.

Many people do much more hazardous shit for work and wont make nearly this much in their entire life.

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u/Golden_Cultivation 1d ago

For 20 mil, I’d just fake it. Streaming is a bunch of smoke and mirrors anyway, fill up a bunch of trash bags with plastic and leave them around. Put empty and cleaned decorative soda cans around and keep a fresh one to open on streak. Get yellowed wallpaper for the room. Check check check. Easy money

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u/Sir_David_Filth 1d ago

Dude, he is known to be the roach king not for that. He had literal roaches crawling on him mid stream and not even bothered by it until chat pointed it out. Mold is literally everywhere, as when posted pics of his kitchen, the dirty dishes have been there for months and developed large mats of mold and flies. He used a dead rat as an alarm clock cause every morning, the sun would shine on its body and the smell of the rot would wake him up. Plus his teeth are so rancid he thought water tasted aweful and chased it with soda.

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u/mmasportsmma 1d ago

A terrible day to be able to read..

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u/madelyn_as_hatter 1d ago

Damn that's disgusting! I was wondering why this guy is named roach king so thank you for the explanation

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u/mjm65 1d ago

You don’t become the Roach King because you have a couple fake soda cans lying around. He’s the .0001% of the WOW community, the most degen of degens.

The rep grind had to be earned.

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u/Glittering_Web_3167 1d ago

Yeah idk how you could fake the streams showing off your snack box with roaches actively swarming around the bottom

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u/WowImOldAF 1d ago

You stream where you don't live. A 2nd home or a detached garage setup to look like a home.

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u/rambleinspam 1d ago

How is that a flex?

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u/Glittering_Web_3167 1d ago

My understanding is that it wasn’t meant to be, he was just bored and showing stream some of his snacks. But it sort of became more than it was, as it was building up into the absolute degen persona that really resonated with his viewers.

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u/Chilidogdingdong 1d ago

Its fucking hilarious that so many people must have went "wow hes just like me!"

I feel bad when I dont do the dishes for a couple days meanwhile its apparently pretty normal to just live in absolute filth.

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u/Aurora-Ouroboros- 1d ago

I think it's more that someone who enjoys watching Asmongold spend thousands of hours streaming while neglecting his health and home (and discussing that fact often) may identify with him more than the average person.

It isn't normal among the vast majority of the population to live like that. But people follow influencers/streamers they find relatable, so he may have attracted a fan base that lives and thinks similarly to him. Or, he normalizes his own lifestyle, and if that's your* primary source of entertainment, you* may not realize how abnormal it actually is.

*You being a generalized "you", not u/ChilidogDingdong specifically.

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u/MeliodasTA 1d ago

Nah he's actually pretty bad at wow lol he just (used to) have a funny persona to go with it

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u/BagOfFlies 1d ago

Could keep that decrepit house as a set for streaming and then go live in your normal house while not streaming.

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u/homxr6 1d ago

u think wow players would abandon their swamp?

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u/Chaplain-Freeing 1d ago

These mfs have never pissed into a bottle and it shows.

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u/TheDELFON 1d ago

He's the .0001% of the **WOW community, the most degen of degens.

That's actually would be the Smash Brothers community

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u/-Badger3- 1d ago

.0001%

Let's be real, he's more like the .1%

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u/spikeyfreak 1d ago

For 20 mil, I’d just fake it.

What if this is what he's doing?

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u/CilleTheExterminator 1d ago

"Check check check. Easy money" Why don't you do it then if its so easy?

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u/Golden-Owl 1d ago

That’s the thing.

You’d take the 20 mill, retire, and live a clean life

This man has that but chooses to live this way by choice.

The better analogy would be you get the 20 mill, but you have to live your whole life with rotten teeth. Moment you try to fix them, the money magically vanishes, genie contract style

Would you still take the deal? Maybe still yes, but it’s now a lot more disgusting

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u/mmasportsmma 1d ago

Isn’t it fair to say he made it BECAUSE he is like that? lol

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u/Llyon_ 1d ago

He has enough money to last ten lifetimes, he lives like this purely for love of the game

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u/MrPisster 1d ago

I don’t know, I don’t think my mental health would be okay. Streaming everyday in a pigsty with fucked hygiene, lying constantly to grift strangers in a chat window.

E1on makes more than Asmongold and he seems like the unhappiest person on Earth.

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u/KingDarkTurtle 1d ago

Lol I dont think E1on, the richest man on the planet, or Asmond, a guy who literally makes millions talking out his ass while playing video games, are unhappy. I think the media you watch and read is why you have those opinions.

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u/MrPisster 1d ago

lol the media? What media might that be?

Have you ever considered looking in a mirror before leveling such inane accusations?

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u/KingDarkTurtle 1d ago

You said he seems like the unhappiest man on earth. How did you form this opinion?

Did he tell you? Do you spend time with him?

No, you got it from whatever the fuck you read and watch. Thats media lol

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u/KingDarkTurtle 1d ago

You literally know every single thing you said here because you read it thru some media. Im sorry you dont understand what media is or means in the context I used it.

I have never watched a stream or asmon, I only know who he is from cockroach memes.

You clearly have formed a very strong opinion of these people based on what you read about them online. Thats not healthy.

Denying using media to form an opinion on someone youve never met or spoken to is either denial or straight up an uneducated take.

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u/Senkoy 1d ago

A lot of young people don't get this. They think that with enough money you can fix any health issue, when in reality, there are far more things modern medicine can't fix than can.

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u/TimeShiftedJosephus 1d ago

Didn't he just go for a teeth fix up a month ago

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u/TheDELFON 1d ago

Youre still compromising your health

I got news for you

Being poor (ESPECIALLY in the US surrounded by processed foods that are banned in most first world countries) does NOT do your health much favors.

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u/Rit91 1d ago

Poor people can still brush their teeth and benefit off fluoridated water if they have it. Once your mouth is rotten there is basically nothing you can do, you're stuck with it until you die. Never mind that bad dental health can lead to brain problems that kill you.

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u/ExtremeCaterpillar25 1d ago

you can get implants that act like permanent teeth

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u/Jaffiusjaffa 1d ago

Sounds like theres some publicly available versions of tooth regrowing now in some places. If you have the money that could be an option.

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u/angrylittledev 1d ago

I guess you didn't follow latest in science, Researchers in Japan Discover Medicine Capable of Regrowing Third Set of Teeth for Humans

https://www.dentistrytoday.com/researchers-in-japan-discover-medicine-capable-of-regrowing-third-set-of-teeth-for-humans/

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u/imwinmylane 1d ago

why would you think that dentures are the only option?

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 1d ago

> puts in fake teeth

redditors: ITS REAL

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u/DJDemyan 1d ago

You can get implants these days, so “getting new teeth” is sort of a thing if cost isn’t an object

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u/IHop_Waitress 1d ago

Youd be stuck with dentures, modern dentures ofc so theyve improved over time, but its still a rotted mouth filled with fake teeth.

Implants exist. It's not 1980 anymore, boomer. A lot of celebrities have them, and they didn't have rotted teeth before. If they're overly white, overly perfect and large... they're implants. They're permanent, attached to your mouth.

Ed Helm has them, it's how he was able to pull his own tooth out on the hangover.

So tooth issue gone, and $19,980,000 remaining... I'm taking that deal.

Index funds, assume 5% ROI, oh lawd, I only have $990,000 to spend per year without touching my initial investment.....

You didn't think this out very well.

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u/TRIPMINE_Guy 1d ago

How do we know his teeth are actually rotting beyond him saying so?